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« on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:15:30 »

Okay every morning I have to get the lift up to my office. There are two of them one on the left one on the right. When you push the left button it calls them both at the same time. Now the rules of the reliogion are quite simple you push the lift button and if you get in the first lift that come. Now I have found that if the lift on the left doors open first then I am going to have a shit day however if the lift on the right comes first then I am going to have a good day.

I know this sounds nuts but I swear its accurate as fuck. Anyone else have any werid things which are simalar?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:28:33 »

I don't have any weird habits like that, but on the subject of lifts we have three in our building at work. One has been out of service for about 3 months now and the other two are fucking useless because they're always both going the same direction at the same time. Getting out of our place at the end of each day takes fucking ages because of the cunting lifts.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:29:56 »

are there no lifts sam?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:31:50 »

Okay every morning I have to get the lift up to my office. There are two of them one on the left one on the right. When you push the left button it calls them both at the same time. Now the rules of the reliogion are quite simple you push the lift button and if you get in the first lift that come. Now I have found that if the lift on the left doors open first then I am going to have a shit day however if the lift on the right comes first then I am going to have a good day.

I know this sounds nuts but I swear its accurate as fuck. Anyone else have any werid things which are simalar?

If it comes down on the left why don't you turn around and walk in backwards so it's now on the right?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:32:43 »

If it comes down on the left why don't you turn around and walk in backwards so it's now on the right?

I like your thinking.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:34:03 »

are there no lifts sam?

did you mean stairs, dear?
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:44:17 »

It sounds like a form of OCD to me.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 19:53:40 »

I don't have any weird habits like that, but on the subject of lifts we have three in our building at work. One has been out of service for about 3 months now and the other two are fucking useless because they're always both going the same direction at the same time. Getting out of our place at the end of each day takes fucking ages because of the cunting lifts.

use the stairs for the exercise
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:00:42 »

No thanks.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:01:21 »

No thanks.

really??? seriously mate look into it Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:02:22 »

I stand by my previous comment.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:10:46 »

How may floors up are you?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:11:56 »

did you mean stairs, dear?

erm

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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:15:05 »

How may floors up are you?

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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009, 20:16:32 »

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