Have there been any EU banning curvy banana stories recently? They were always good fun, if totally bollocks.
Not quite false,
Yet it now turns out that, by the EU's own admission, there were rules specifying the maximum permitted curvature of bananas. Now, Commission Regulation Number 2257/94, which lays down that bananas must be "free from abnormal curvature of the fingers", is to be scrapped.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan/blog/2008/11/12/bent_bananas_not_a_euromyth_after_all