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« Reply #25620 on: Saturday, March 25, 2017, 22:22:32 »

When the other half is drunk with questions like can we go to bed soon at 8:30pm.

Especially worse when you're at 0% alcohol at 8:30pm. I'm surprised I've survived this long 😐

Just say yes, give her a good rodgering (if that's what she wants) and let her sleep.

You have the rest of the night to yourself then.

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« Reply #25621 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 07:41:49 »

I went though a few years of this. My wife would be tired by 8.30/9.00 most days so we'd be in bed quite early. I would just end up messing about on my phone or iPad for an hour or two. it got to the point where i just told her to go up and i'd follower her up in a few minutes knowing very well the minute her head hit the pillow she was out.
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« Reply #25622 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 08:46:29 »

I went though a few years of this. My wife would be tired by 8.30/9.00 most days so we'd be in bed quite early. I would just end up messing about on my phone or iPad for an hour or two. it got to the point where i just told her to go up and i'd follower her up in a few minutes knowing very well the minute her head hit the pillow she was out.

Pretty much the strategy I deploy Smiley
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« Reply #25623 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 16:10:19 »

Plusnet fibreoptic speed has been utter shit for months, so in January an engineer came out, reset a jobber (probably the technical term?) and the speed went up!
Got an email from them today telling me that "there was no fault and suck it dickface, give us 65"*.

I've replied calmly, but am expecting a very fruitless fight against them. Sigh


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« Reply #25624 on: Monday, March 27, 2017, 17:48:39 »

Medications with side effects that seem worse than the thing you're bloody taking them for.
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