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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 11:42:17 »

My memory fades me a little with age but some of the bits I remember....

Swindon biys gonna sing you a song
We all got dinkles 1 foot long
We're the boys who love a fight
Especially in Oxford on a Saturday night

Adi Elsworth laying in the bath
Playing with his dinkle having a larf
Gave a cry and shot his load
He almost burst the overflow

There was Ollie laying in his bed
Playing with his dinkle the ends all red
We all see the size of Ollies dong
It was 2 feet wide and 6 feet long

Stabber lets his dinkle dangle
Got it caught in a kitchen mangle
its almost the same as Ollies dong
Except its six feet wide and 2 foot long

Oxford girls keep their legs shut tight
But they open to the boys in the red and white
We know their used to a smaller size
So the Oxford girls get a big surprise

there were at least another 3 verses but I cannot remember them now, summut about trouble in the townend etc and policemen....
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 11:46:18 »

Weeeeeeee all agree
Roger Malone is a wanker, a wanker, a wanker....

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Roger Malone, Roger Malone
We know you are bent you take the little boys home

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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 11:46:38 »

Your going home in a big white ambulance and The're Red The're White the're fucking dynamite. Swindon Town, Swindon Town are the 2 that spring to mind.

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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 12:29:43 »

My memory fades me a little with age but some of the bits I remember....

Swindon biys gonna sing you a song
We all got dinkles 1 foot long
We're the boys who love a fight
Especially in Oxford on a Saturday night

Adi Elsworth laying in the bath
Playing with his dinkle having a larf
Gave a cry and shot his load
He almost burst the overflow

There was Ollie laying in his bed
Playing with his dinkle the ends all red
We all see the size of Ollies dong
It was 2 feet wide and 6 feet long

Stabber lets his dinkle dangle
Got it caught in a kitchen mangle
its almost the same as Ollies dong
Except its six feet wide and 2 foot long

Oxford girls keep their legs shut tight
But they open to the boys in the red and white
We know their used to a smaller size
So the Oxford girls get a big surprise

there were at least another 3 verses but I cannot remember them now, summut about trouble in the townend etc and policemen....

quality.
we need a decent song like this as the usual bollox is just that and get tedious
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 12:59:47 »

we're red w're white we'r fucking dymiate swindon town repeat
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 14:01:26 »

Away at xmas time....Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way...oh what fun it is too see Swindon win away!(long time since ive sang it though.)
What makes me chuckle now is when people in the Town End start shouting Argggggh all at different times.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 14:28:19 »

Lou Macari's red'n white army  (especially at Mansfield)
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 14:33:55 »

Dinkle song?  How did that go?

Olly Olly Olly
Tits in a trolley
Balls in a buscuit tin
Sat on the grass
Finger up yer arse
Playing with you ding a ling a ling


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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 14:56:39 »

Get out more Fred
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 14:57:55 »

Stanley is our leader
Donald is our king
We will follow the Swindon
And this is what we'll sing ...


Cant remember the rest
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 16:09:34 »

Christ, I know I'm showing my age, but when standing in the Town End sining the Molly Malone song - and everybody joined in - made your hairs stand up on your neck!
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 20:02:55 »

Coming back to more recent times.

I like the 2-0 and you fucked it up. 2-0 and you fucked it up song against Sheff Wed when we came back to win 3-2. Maybe 2/3 seasons ago?
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 20:43:36 »

He's Here, he's there, he's every fuckin where  Alan Mayes, Alan Mayes.

Andy, Andy Rowland.  (repeat)

Chris Kamara, Chris Kamara, la la la la la la.


I always had a fondness for the Celic/Rangers chants in the townend, this also got converted at times to Swap Shop/Tiswas.

Another favourite (only worked the once though) was the Growbag chants at the Aldershot player who went in goal when the goalie got injured. He must of been about 4foot nothing.

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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 20:52:59 »

Remember the Peter Shilton dart board song.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2008, 21:24:06 »

More recently, i've quite liked the 'We are <insert managers surname here> red and white army! It worked great with Sturrock, especially  when it was bounced back and forth from the TE and SB. Hopefully we can sing it again when we eventually get a new manager!

I've always been a big fan of 'Take my hand, take my whole life too, But I can't help falling in love with you,
Swindon! Swindon!'
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