Secret Santa

[Jamiesfuturewife]

boobies and willys! tee hee!

[Simon Pieman]

I got a reindeer thong and some chocolate money.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I hope you wear that to the next home game?

[Simon Pieman]

I wore it to the last one

[Bob's Orange]

We were boring this year and didn't have a secret santa. So my 10 Euro went to Charity to help underprivelaged Children instead.

[Power to people]

I got cotton Wool, ear plugs, disposable gloves and a bottle of beer - I think it is a baby survival kit - for those that don't get the joke I have a new baby on the way next year (or hopefully s/he won't arrive until next year)

[Luci]

I got a wine glass that fits a whole bottle of wine in it!  I didn't realise anyone in the office knew me that well!

[Rich Pullen]

I got a novelty fridge magnet of Isambard Kingdom Brunel. I can shape him into various silly stances... Currently IKB is a crab.

[Dazzza]

Bondage starter kit with handcuffs and whip and a boobies face cloth thingy.

[BrightonRed]

Always a good gift:
Chlamydia, Gonorrhea or Herpes : http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/main/venereals/

or if you want a really bad taste gift, give them HIV: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/products/hiv.html

My girlfriend gave my mate HIV as his secret santa present.