I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!!!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

someone that plays for Peterborough - I think his name is Tommy?

[LucienSanchez]

Tommy Williams... a Cypriot international i believe.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Im gonna google him - see if hes hot

[Jamiesfuturewife]

OMG!! I found this - he guide to keeping a man!! 

Never ever let your man see you without make-up. I've never met a girl who didn't keep her face on the first time she slept with her boyfriend. Keep those high standards throughout your time together.

Try not to feel guilty about the time you take getting ready. Think of it as investing time in your relationship - looking good means your bloke will still fancy you. Fix chipped nails immediately or you will look like a lazy slob.

Don't do any men's jobs like changing lightbulbs, ordering food in restaurants, opening car doors or phoning for takeaways. It's not feminine.

Shave rather than wax your legs and other important bits. Waxing means letting your hair grow a little bit, and no man likes that. Get the razor out every day.

Don't worry if people call you stupid or a bimbo. Once they say that, you've nothing to live up to so you can just carry on being happily high-maintenance.

Theres this quote too - but I dont understand it? how can a minnie grow?

She exfoliates her entire body and shaves her upper and lower legs, underarms and bikini line every day. The very thought of a missing out on her daily regime shocks Nicola to the very core of her fake-tanned body. She exclaims: "Let my minnie grow a millimetre too long? Never!"

[herthab]

I would imagine the conversations in their house are really challenging on an intellectual level.

The bloke sounds like all he wants is a glorified blow-up doll.

[Rich Pullen]

The bloke sounds like all he wants is a glorified blow-up doll.

Don't we all?

[herthab]

Don't we all?

Not for a relationship Rich. (I might keep it in the cupboard though...)

[Miss Angry]

OMG!! I found this - he guide to keeping a man!! 

Never ever let your man see you without make-up. I've never met a girl who didn't keep her face on the first time she slept with her boyfriend. Keep those high standards throughout your time together.

Try not to feel guilty about the time you take getting ready. Think of it as investing time in your relationship - looking good means your bloke will still fancy you. Fix chipped nails immediately or you will look like a lazy slob.

Don't do any men's jobs like changing lightbulbs, ordering food in restaurants, opening car doors or phoning for takeaways. It's not feminine.

Shave rather than wax your legs and other important bits. Waxing means letting your hair grow a little bit, and no man likes that. Get the razor out every day.

Don't worry if people call you stupid or a bimbo. Once they say that, you've nothing to live up to so you can just carry on being happily high-maintenance.

Theres this quote too - but I dont understand it? how can a minnie grow?

She exfoliates her entire body and shaves her upper and lower legs, underarms and bikini line every day. The very thought of a missing out on her daily regime shocks Nicola to the very core of her fake-tanned body. She exclaims: "Let my minnie grow a millimetre too long? Never!"

I think it means she keeps it bald down there
But it reads like "A Wags Diary" which made me laugh loads so i like her even more!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

If I wore make up to bed everynight I would have skin like Amy Winehouse

But I do some of those things she says like shave my legs and bits everyday (mainly as I have to wear shorts to work!!) - I dont let mey minnie grow though! imagine it grew everyday! soapy tit wank!

YOUR SO RIGHT!! I so think thats why I like her - she reminds me so much of the girl out of WAGS diary!!

[LucienSanchez]

I agree with her. Put some effort in, girls.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I like to think I still do make effort!

[Jamiesfuturewife]

oooooh Timmy Mallets gone in!! along with the man from dollar

80's tastic

[Samdy Gray]

oooooh Timmy Mallets gone in!! along with the man from dollar

That's it, even though I haven't contemplated watching this tedious drivel yet, now that Oxford scummer's in it I'm definitely not watching it.

Thank you and good day.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

moody goose!!

I once had a picture I drew of magic the cockateel showed out on Wacaday - does that make me a traitor?

[Samdy Gray]

Yes, you should be banned.