thing that genuinely annoy you...

[tans]

Firemen,lazy cunts. do fuck all apart from play volleyball and sleep on night shifts, ooh i almost forgot that sometimes they wash the fire engine.  

dont play volleyball anymore - health and safety

[tans]

traffic wardens - fucking jobsworths

i swear they are people who had no friends and were bullied at school

*remembers to pay parking ticket*

[nochee]

Everwipes really annoy me. You know when you just havent quite got the last bit of poo from the balloon knot, you go to wipe and it smears. Causing you to use half a roll of toilet paer to clean up and about 7 flushes to get rid of used tolilet paper.


Really winds me up   

[Bogus Dave]

hahaha^^ word to that

People who, after you've had a haircut, feel the urge to point the fact out to you when you see them

[Phil_S]

Politicians.

[THE FLASH]

Outside lane hoggers on the M25 - M23 Junction area - its four lanes, might as well be 40 as the dozy fuckers will always chug along at 60 in the outside lane........aarrrggghhhhhh.

People who read newspapers - take them apart and leave them in a jumbled heap.

Mobile 'Safety Cameras' - fixed ones are ok in my book.

People who queue with children in Macs and then get to the counter and take 20 minutes to work out who wants what!

Mums who take ten toddlers shopping on Saturday blocking up all the aisles with bags and buggies - why dont you do it in the week???

Private Clampers...now they are cunts!

Picky Picky recycle collections...oh cant take that its too think, that needs to be folded, thats got a staple in it.......fuck off!

Banks.

Police Dog handlers (and the dogs) funny how they only bit one bloke at the fete but bite everyone in a crowd...

[Phil_S]

Tail-gaters & those idiots who drive around with their fog lights permanently on dazzling the rest of us.

[Saxondale]

I purposefully stay in the cycle lane rather than crossing on to the other part in the vain hope that people will eventually learn.

Oh if were going that way - fucking cyclists who seem to think that red lights dont apply to them -  Or laws of not using mobiles when driving / riding and whilst they are doing this they've got fucking Ipods on.

[axs]

Oh if were going that way - fucking cyclists who seem to think that red lights dont apply to them -  

That irritates me too and gives cyclists a bad name. I will undertake cars in queues but will stop when I get to the lights.

[thepeoplesgame]

The bloke in the scaffolding van this morning who raced narrowly past me because he couldn't stand to be behind a bicycle, then slammed on his brakes immediately as he'd reached a junction. I would point out that the junction did not suddenly materialise as an act of God, it was always fucking there! Twat.

[Samdy Gray]

Motorcyclists that ride with their full beams on during the day. No it doesn't make you any more fucking visible, it's broad daylight and I can see you from half a mile away without any lights at all you cunt.

[Don Rogers Shop]

Pakistani's

[herthab]

Fat people.

[chalkies_shorts]

Fat people.

That's me then. How about being behind a woman in a queue. When she eventually gets to the front, down go the goodies, fumble in bag for purse, find purse, open it up, check contents 100 times and then had over a £10 note for a sandwich. Get change, eventually put it in the purse, fumble around for the bag, put purse in bag - look at ingredients of sandwich then go to walk off and then say "do you sell stamps" and then we have the wole fucking procedure again while a 5 mile queue is forming.
Women - you say you can multi task - get your fucking money out while you're queuing. Look at the contents of the sandwich before you buy it. Know whether you want stamps before you get served. Once you've got your change piss off and put your money back away from the queue.

[Bob's Orange]

People who go to gigs and chat all the way through (Luxembourgers are horrifically bad for this). It is worse if you see a quiet band like Sigur Ros and all you can hear are people chatting. If you don't want to listen to the music, fuck off and have a chat in a coffee shop away from me so that I can listen to the music I have paid lots of my hard earned cash to see.