Name that Malpas competition

[Colin Todd]

He can have her back when we keep a clean sheet

[wiggy]

He should change his name to Paul Sturrock

1) We wouldn't be able to tell the difference in interviews
2) We wouldn't be able to tell the difference in interviews
3) The players might just believe it as well.

[Reg Smeeton]

  I think the Maurice bit....should be Maureece as in Maurice Greene.

  Then the Malpas bit should become Plasma as its an anagram of Malpas.

[Simon Pieman]

I think Maurice Malpas should change his name to Manatee Malpas by deed poll, because:

1) Now others have cottoned onto the manatee goodness it will inspire the TEF hardcore to create other awesome things to post instead of being lazy (like the thought process behind this name was).
2) "We are Manatee's red and white army" is easier to chant than using any of Maurice's current name.
3) We need a big name manager. A manatee is pretty fucking massive.

[fatbury]

to Mr Magic

cos a - he is
b - his legendary half time magic turnaround team talks
and c - cos he wears a magic hat and when he saw promotion and the JPT he said im having that WOOOHHH

[Fred Elliot]

to Mr Magic

cos a - he is
b - his legendary half time magic turnaround team talks
and c - cos he wears a magic hat and when he saw promotion and the JPT he said im having that WOOOHHH

are you on fucking drugs or what ?

[DV]

whatever drugs they are, we should had them out on the turnstyle

[Simon Pieman]

whatever drugs they are, we should had them out on the turnstyle

It might just be the thing to get Ben to come to a game.

[Simon Pieman]

So far we have:

Joe Kinnear
Colin Calderwood
Fisty Discharge McFistFist
Monty Burns
Maurice
Kredit Krunch
Behemoth Kraken Malpas
Eddie Cochrane
Paul Sturrock
Maureece Plasma
Manatee Malpas
Mr Magic

[Mexicano Rojo]

Joey Deacon

because i have always wanted to chant his name at football legitamatley

[michael]

He should change his name to STFC Bart.

Just to fuck with him.

[axs]

I think Maurice Malpas should change his name to Manatee Malpas by deed poll, because:

1) Now others have cottoned onto the manatee goodness it will inspire the TEF hardcore to create other awesome things to post instead of being lazy (like the thought process behind this name was).
2) "We are Manatee's red and white army" is easier to chant than using any of Maurice's current name.
3) We need a big name manager. A manatee is pretty fucking massive.

manatee night was great. ahh, nostalgia - it's not what it used to be.

[Simon Pieman]

Poll up

[Rustle]

DAMN am i to late ?

I think maurice malpas should change his name to John McVicar

1.the players would be scared of him more than the fans.
2.the fan's would be to scared to abuse him at matches
3.Because he would put byrne's gob in its place.

[Leggett]

gotta be Field Master General Spac, Joey Deacon FTW