FAO: Everybody

[Bogus Dave]

we're gonna be the band
that writes the song
that makes israel and palestine get along

[donkey]

I can't play drums, and I can't really sing,
I tried to play guitar, but it's got far too many strings,
I play bass.

It's got four strings, I only use two,
Never worked out what the others do,
I play bass.

Still don't know quite why I'm here,
Never mind, I'll get another beer,
I play bass.

Can't find an actual link to the song, but the bloke playing bass along to it does really well...until the stupidly difficult bit.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I only dreamed that I would find,
A loving heart and open mind,
To see the real me,
And I hoped that you would be the one...

A chance to talk, a chance to grow,
I'll take the risk, let my feelings flow,
I've found the words, I need to say...

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

And now I know that you are mine,
You bring me love and peace of mind.
You see the real me,
And I know that you're the key...

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

(insert TEF instrumental conducted by flammableBen here followed by a key change ala Westlife)

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, OPENLY, YOU'RE ALL I WANT!
ALL I NEED YOU TO BE!
SUDDENLY EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

Just you...it's you...

God that brought a tear to my eye Sussex
I wanted to put a net curtain over my head and pretend to by Kylie all over again

[adje]

I had an uncle who once played
For Red Star Belgrade

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

Apologise for resurrecting an old thread to get it back on topic, but can I have 'Should've gone to Specsavers' as my thing please? Some little Stockportonian said it to me today - the ultimate irony of course being that I DID go to Specsavers. Anyway, I'd like it commemorated