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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 10:27:44 »

Thats where you went wrong. You should have had a wank instead.

Did that as well.  Didnt sleep much in those days.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 10:35:18 »

i remember fingering some bird in the toilets in diggers and the doormen catching me and giving me a right kicking

Why did they give you a kicking?  was it his daughter / Mum?
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 10:55:26 »

they kicked in the cubicle and i was a drunken little shit and believe it or not thought they were embarrassing the girl so nutted one of them.

oh those were the  days.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:02:22 »

They were the classic knuckledragging 'no trainers' gorrilas dressed in tuxes.  I remember them letting me, a 6ft 3 big bloke wearing brogues in but knocking back a skinny 5 ft 2 girl in pumps who was with us. 
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:05:42 »

i remember fingering some bird in the toilets in diggers and the doormen catching me and giving me a right kicking

 Bit of class there Mex...couldn't you have found a table to sit at...or you got a thing about toilets?
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:12:10 »

You needed waders to go anywhere near the bogs in 'diggers. Maybe it was the S&M overtones the knuckleheads took offence to?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:14:30 »

fuck knows reg, i was probably after the nosh, actually the only memories i have of diggers is getting in scraps.

i remember djing at a goth birthday at chippenham town hall, it was fucking shit, left my mate in charge who had never dj before necked a pill and went down diggers, got back at 2am and there had been a power cut 20 mins after i left, he was sat outside and twatted me when i got there, i was all loved up and couldnt stop giggling.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:16:46 »

haha ace
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:19:15 »

fuck knows reg, i was probably after the nosh, actually the only memories i have of diggers is getting in scraps.

i remember djing at a goth birthday at chippenham town hall, it was fucking shit, left my mate in charge who had never dj before necked a pill and went down diggers, got back at 2am and there had been a power cut 20 mins after i left, he was sat outside and twatted me when i got there, i was all loved up and couldnt stop giggling.

 Just think if you'd have bumped into the 14 year old JFW... :eatkf:
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:35:59 »

Just off now..bit of business then take in the game........see you there.im sitting down i reckon..
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 11:37:03 »

i am sitting down to. though i am considering standing up to go the barbers, upon which i will re-commence sitting down
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 12:27:04 »

Why did they ever knock diggers down?? it was a classy joint - I remember once - during some kind of England game some world cup years back -swapping my top for an England flag and wearing it into diggers it was supposed to be no football tops but they let me in!! - the foam partys in there were always immense.... and that funny little cocktail bar at the side... and snogging my boyfriend at the times boss upstairs whilst he was downstairs with his mates!  Cheesy

ahh they were the days
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 12:31:13 »

Why did they ever knock diggers down?? it was a classy joint - I remember once - during some kind of England game some world cup years back -swapping my top for an England flag and wearing it into diggers it was supposed to be no football tops but they let me in!! - the foam partys in there were always immense.... and that funny little cocktail bar at the side... and snogging my boyfriend at the times boss upstairs whilst he was downstairs with his mates!  Cheesy

ahh they were the days

you cheated on your bloke with his boss??

Im shocked!!!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 12:33:21 »

YEARS ago - anyway he cheated on me with some bint from his work!

wow what a grown up relationship that was!
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2008, 12:33:35 »

haha
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