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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #735 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:27:52 »

OMG I need a tena lady!! stop it you lot!  Rofl
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« Reply #736 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:32:24 »

DONT!!!

my boss is 40 and shes "going out" with a 17 year old

its her youngest sons mate!!

FULL OF WRONG

That lad is a fucking hero. I remember banging something (I'd hesitate to call her a woman, she was a right mess) in Ibiza when I was 18, she must of been about 35, it's a rite of passage surely.
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« Reply #737 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:34:56 »

That lad is a fucking hero. I remember banging something (I'd hesitate to call her a woman, she was a right mess) in Ibiza when I was 18, she must of been about 35, it's a rite of passage surely.

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« Reply #738 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:35:41 »

Being the judge of a 17 year old girl blowjob contest would be the best thing ever.

Anyway if they don't know what to do you can just get them to do what you want.  Evil
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« Reply #739 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:36:21 »

Being the judge of a 40 year old woman blow job contest would be better!
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« Reply #740 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:36:31 »

Actually it was agreed it would be +10 at the time cos I puked on her floor on the way out
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« Reply #741 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:37:02 »

I love you x
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« Reply #742 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:37:59 »

Ive never felt the need to podge a 50 year old man??!!
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« Reply #743 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:38:29 »

Being the judge of a 40 year old woman blow job contest would be better!

This.

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« Reply #744 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:41:35 »

Ive never felt the need to podge a 50 year old man??!!

But when you were 17 did you ever fancy a 30-something?
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« Reply #745 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:42:57 »

I just fancied footballers  Embarrassed
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« Reply #746 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:44:39 »

In Greece I spent a week with a girl who went by the nickname "Beer belly Bev". In all fairness though she was a great lass.

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« Reply #747 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 16:47:29 »

Nil. "Great lass," behave yourself.
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« Reply #748 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 19:28:44 »

the trick is you have to find the 17 year old girls that have been shagging for a few years
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« Reply #749 on: Thursday, January 28, 2010, 19:51:03 »

Whats wrong with seeing a woman 8 years younger?

My Wife's 8 years younger than me. I bought her on russianbrides.com
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