if i put that into babelfish translator, i get this:
I am looking forward to playing football this weekend for Swindon. I like it here. There is a man called Budgie who shouts a lot but he is nice really. i scoreded an overhead kick the other night and it didn't hurt when i landed or anything. I'm going to be as good as Wayne Rooney when i'm older. People say i am going to move to Newcastle but i'm not as it's too cold there and they talk funny. Anyway, i have to go because my mum is calling and i'm having fish fingers for my tea. After tea i am allowed to watch Eggheads before it's up the wooden hill to bed-fordshire for me. Bye!
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectt.cgiI've translated that to Jive:
I's gots'ta be lookin' fo'ward t'playin' ball dis weekend fo' Swindon. 'S coo', bro. ah' likes it here. Dere be a joker called Budgie who shouts some lot but he be supa fine real. ah' sco'eded an overhaid kick de oda' night and it dun didn't hurt when ah' landed o' nuthin. I'm goin' t'be as baaaad as Wayne Rooney when i'm older. Ah be baaad... Sucka's say ah' am goin' t'move t'Newcastle but i'm not as it's too cold dere and dey rap funny. Slap mah fro! Anyway, ah' have t'go cuz' my mum be callin' and i'm havin' fish fin'ers fo' mah' tea. WORD! Afta' tea ah' am allowed t'watch Egghaids befo'e it's down de wooden hill t'bed-fo'dshire fo' me. Bye! Right on!
To moron
lookigg f'erd t' playigg football dis weebuhkend f' Swindon. I like it hehe. Um uh.Dehe is a man callid Bujie who shouts alot but he is nice real. i scoredid an obehhead kick de odeh nite 'n it didn't hurt when i landid or anydigg. I'm goigg t' be as good as Wayne Rooney when i'm oldeh. Um uh.Peoble say i am goigg t' mobe t' Newcastle but i'm not as it's too cold dehe 'n dey talk funby. Anyway, i habe t' go cuz my mum is calligg 'n i'm habigg fish figgehs f' my tea. Afteh tea i am allowebuhd t' watch Eggheads bef'e it's up the, uh, the wooden hill t' bed-f'dshire f' me. GEE danks.Bye! Huh huh!
and my favourite, the Mupets Sweedish chef:
em luukeeng furverd tu pleyeeng fuutbell thees veekend fur Sveendun. Bork bork bork! I leeke-a it here-a. Zeere-a is a mun celled Boodgeee-a vhu shuoots a lut boot he-a is neece-a reelly. Bork bork bork! i scureded un ooferheed keeck zee oozeer neeght und it deedn't hoort vhee i lunded oor unytheeng. I'm gueeng tu be-a es guud es Veyne-a Ruuney vhee i'm oolder. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Peuple-a sey i em gueeng tu mufe-a tu Noocestle-a boot i'm nut es it's tuu culd zeere-a und zeey telk foonny. Bork bork bork! Unyvey, i hefe-a tu gu becoose-a my moom is celleeng und i'm hefeeng feesh feengers fur my tea. Effter tea i em ellooed tu vetch Iggheeds beffure-a it's up zee vuudee heell tu bed-furdshure-a fur me-a. Bye-a!
