All in the Merlin tomorrow pre match?

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

wear your oxford shirt too!

[sonicyouth]

I want to come.............but I am too scared  

you know what i look like, come over and say hello if you see me. just don't flirt with me to embarrass me or anything please  

[Piemonte]

I want to come.............but I am too scared  

you know what i look like, come over and say hello if you see me. just don't flirt with me to embarrass me or anything please  

Go on  

[janaage]

I'll be there with a fella who looks like Sanjay out of Enders, a ginger kid called Alun, a bloke with a big nose, a skinny fella, an american and a normal looking bloke.  Can't wait.

[STFCBird]

I will come and say hello sy is I see you.  why do you think that I would embarass you??  

[Kinky Tom]

Cause you're a girl, and Sonic is a computer nerd

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

A propos of nothing other than it's related to beer (I would love to be in The Merlin tomorrow but can't be sadly) I would just like to say that last night I was SO pissed it was inbelievable.

I fell asleep on the train out of London and woke up in a place called Wivenhoe.  I would not expect anyone to know where that is but let me assure you it is fucking nowhere near Braintree where I live!  It is the absolute geographic dead centre of NOWHERE!  It all went wrong at Liverpool Street when I basically could not read the departure boards due to my pissed state. If I had been able to read them I would have got a through train to Braintree but as it was I just stumbled on the first train going in the right general direction.  I could have changed trains enroute and got back to Braintree but alas fell fast asleep and went way, way past where I should have got off.

When I woke up I did not know where the fuck I was.  I didn't know if it was Christmas or Easter. I'd missed the last train going back the other way of course and was way outside Mrs Taylor's collection area but luckily after a fair bit of staggering around and general tomfoolery I  managed to find a lone taxi driver.  I was very pleasantly surprised to find out it would only cost 25 quid to get home.  I loved that man  SO much at that moment.

Anyway, that didn't stop me from downing another four pints at lunch time.  I just thought I would share that with you.  Do you think I have a problem? :roll:

[yeo]

[janaage]

You had a problem, but very impressively, you solved it when you spotted the taxi driver!  I too was drunk last night, took my girlfriend home, promising her a night of passion, got in bed and fell asleep.  She had to wake me up cos I was snoring too loud.  Proper romantic me.

[sonicyouth]

I will come and say hello sy is I see you.  why do you think that I would embarass you??  

cos as Tom says, I'm a computer nerd  

[STFCBird]

I will come and say hello sy is I see you.  why do you think that I would embarass you??  

cos as Tom says, I'm a computer nerd  

well I am one in disguise i suppose seeing as I am a programmer  

[Kinky Tom]

Dont go in disguise whatever you do, Sonic has lost his glasses, and wont know its you.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

I will come and say hello sy is I see you.  why do you think that I would embarass you??  

cos as Tom says, I'm a computer nerd  

well I am one in disguise i suppose seeing as I am a programmer  

I think you should go straight up to Sonic, stick his head between your ample  breasts and go 'fubbalubbalubbalubbalubba'

That would be one way of breaking the ice!

Note to Sonic: If that happens that does NOT mean you've lost your virginity so don't start bragging if it does.

[STFCBird]

I don't want to suffocate the poor young lad!! :shock:

[Piemonte]

there's worse ways to die I suppose.........