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« on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 08:25:42 » |
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I was stood at the bus stop yesterday, as per usual. A bus was waiting and I glanced up. A girl was looking right at me, so I stuck my tongue out at her. We laughed. Next time I look up, the girl next to her is staring right at me, looking really angry. “You f*ing pervert! She’s fifteen!” I looked confused, then started gesturing to indicate that she was a mentalist. She carries on swearing at me, and starts to come down the stairs to talk to me. The bus pulled away before she could get off though.
What a fuckin imbecile – I would have done the same thing if it were a 5 year old, 25 year old, or 50 year old. I can understand an over-protective older sister but all I did was stick my tongue out! The dick.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 08:27:48 » |
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The crazy bitch was just jealous that nobody was giving her any tongue out action.
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herthab
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 08:28:51 » |
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I hope you're on the Sex Offenders Register.
People like you should be locked up.............
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 08:29:29 » |
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Some of the nicest people I've met have been on the S.O.R.
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herthab
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 08:31:02 » |
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Some of the nicest people I've met have been on the S.O.R. Just because they give you sweeties and invite you to their homes to see their puppies doesn't make them nice Ben. |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 10:04:35 » |
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aren't all sex offenders bald and funny looking, just an observation herthab  |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 10:17:45 » |
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you're on your way to the bald part seb... |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 10:22:43 » |
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aren't all sex offenders bald and funny looking, just an observation herthab  just got to start wearing dodgy cardigans! |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 10:25:25 » |
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you're on your way to the bald part seb... arf arf, ye i know, herthabs teaching me the ropes |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 11:34:09 » |
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Did you shag her though
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 12:09:45 » |
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Did you shag her though Probably not, it wasnt his sister. |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 14:08:32 » |
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aren't all sex offenders bald and funny looking, just an observation herthab just got to start wearing dodgy cardigans! I'd just like to point out that the last time I wore a cardigan Starsky and Hutch (The original) was on telly and it was fashionable |
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 14:10:26 » |
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aren't all sex offenders bald and funny looking, just an observation herthab Funny how? What's funny about me? I always perceived myself to be urbane and sophisticated..................... Cunts. |
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