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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:45:39 » |
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Who is Perez Hilton?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:47:34 » |
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:50:47 » |
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How do you know about him? Have you bookmarked that website?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:51:53 » |
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No!!!!! I hear him on radio 1 and some kids at college bum him. He was at the brits too i think
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:53:17 » |
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This is where you're going wrong Dave. Simply don't listen to Radio 1, go to college or watch the Brits. I do none of those three and I haven't even heard of him until now.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:55:36 » |
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Doh. its too late now :x
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 06:21:41 » |
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Superfluous apostrophes on the TEF. Or indeed. missing ones. Your and you're |
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:33:56 » |
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oooh has Cheryl Cole got new hair?? shes fast becoming my favourite WAG - my bosses flew Virgin Upper class to Dubai last night and sae Colleen in the lounge - Im trés jealous - shes like my second favourite WAG
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:35:50 » |
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The term 'WAG' was probably true in Ashley Cole's case, didn't he have a bit of both on the go?
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:36:48 » |
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he is repulsive - If Cheryl was my wife I would never cheat on her with a man or a lady
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:55:09 » |
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If Cheryl was my wife I'd be like...
"Look Cheryl, I do appreciate the brilliance of Girls Aloud's debut pop hit, Sound of The Underground, but let's be honest, your music career isn't going to last for ever - they never do. If you want to stay in media focus we're eventually going to have to make a proper sex tape.... I know, I know, everybody's doing that now, don't worry, I've thought about a way that'll make our stand out. I've got this nice sexy 18 year old from the college down the road who says she'll star in it with us. She's coming to stay with us a for a few weeks so we can get some practice in..... Don't thank me..... Yes I know I'm a wonderful husband."
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:00:52 » |
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I want to have Cheryl round for tea - shes getting terribly skinny - in need of a good meal
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:02:53 » |
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Isn't it show up the sad state of the nation when what the wives of footballers are up to is considered major news? I think if I was a top professional footballer earning mega cash I'd marry some fat minging bird just to piss off the sun.
Don't worry jfw, I'd cheat on her. But I'd do it carefully so the papers didn't find out.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:08:25 » |
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I still havent seen Cheryls new hair and I feel left out - Im off to the Heat website immediatly
oooh Ive had a good idea - we could joint host a dinner for Cheryl - you could make death burgers - that would pop a few stone on her - oooh and brownies for pudding
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:15:50 » |
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She's a vegetarian I think.
Fuck knows how I know that.
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