Bloody fucking marvellous.

[BANGKOK RED]

So there's me, arriving home looking forward to a couple of well earned beers with a warm fuzzy feeling cos' my new job is going well. Only to find that my wonder of technology that is my fridge has decided to call it a day.

My meat has defrosted, my pork pies are soggy, there is water EVERYWHERE and just as if to put the boot in my beers are warm.

Marvellous.

Just bloody fucking cunting well marvellous.

And whilst I'm at it, why is the word cunting picked up by the spellcheck? I know perfectly well how to spell the word cunting thanks.

Cunt-it.

[Samdy Gray]

You're right, that is a but cuntish.

I thought my freezer had packed in last night, but then I realise I'd infact just spilt water all over the kitchen floor