blinkpip
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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 15:51:32 » |
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I spoke to richard richard today. He was a prize cock as well which did help. http://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/rmayall.gif |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 16:02:47 » |
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The footballer Bernt Haas
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Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 16:05:41 » |
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penfold!! he used to inject speed? must be the same one. think he copped it a few years back? nice bloke, however i thought his name was penfold enis? so when he signed on he was P Enis.
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 17:52:33 » |
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In an old job I had we had a Ram Banghard on our books, who was a panel beater. I also remember a Babs Whipps.
As for footballers, Gerry Slagboom and Frank Awanka were two favourites.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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A Gent Orange
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 18:17:00 » |
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For footballer Zisis Vryzas, Naughty Mokoena, Bongo Christ and best of all Brazilian Creedence Clearwater Couto.
For political psephologists Duff Spafford of Saskatchewan never failed to amuse me. I know, I know but politics degrees are never much fun.
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ron dodgers
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 18:23:23 » |
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we had a customer called Mr 54321 Liftoff but that was a long time ago and also Carey Hunt and Edward Tinman Pong. seriously?  :shock: yep - cross my knackers and hope for pie! |
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Ha, no cunt in my title anymore. Oh.....
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 22:04:27 » |
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We have just been doing some badges at work for a conference some of the names... Mike Michaels a women called Tia Maria and people with Rude sounding surnames - like cocks etcThere was a kid at my school called Buck Rogers (any of the Calne crew will back me up on this Im sure) I remember once me and my friend were walking through Calne at night and we found Buck passed out in the road - when the police and ambulance turned up they asked if we knew his name and we told them "Buck Rogers" They were going to give us a caution for wasting police time as they thought we were messing around!  anyone know/work with anyone else with a stupid name? Bitch :twisted: |
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 22:11:38 » |
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At the l'hopital where i work, we have a Dr Reckless and Linda Hand. We also have an old classic working on Central news, Chris Peacock
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 22:18:54 » |
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That reminds me of a teacher at college who 'taught' me some general studies. Went by the name of Silva Gems
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 01:21:42 » |
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penfold!! he used to inject speed? must be the same one. think he copped it a few years back? nice bloke, however i thought his name was penfold enis? so when he signed on he was P Enis. Could be the same guy, small-ish bloke and as funny as. Sure he told me it was "Oooh Orange pants". But some messy messy nights where being had at the time. |
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 08:07:19 » |
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I came across two odd ones not too long ago... A mr. Crazyhorse Invincible and a mr. Ooh ah orange pants. I kid you not.
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 13:26:35 » |
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Couple more from work in the last few days... A guy who used to work the the company changed his name to Fred "Kevin the fruitbat" Morris!  Also a Hugh Jarse and a Kin-ke Pain. Although the last two were from fraudulent applications |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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SwindonTartanArmy
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London Scottish - More History than Franchise!
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 15:22:14 » |
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Still think that the most appropriate stupid name was the brazillian centre back that Celtic signed a few years back. Raphael Scheidt. And he was as well! |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2008, 16:30:47 » |
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For footballer Zisis Vryzas, Naughty Mokoena, Bongo Christ and best of all Brazilian Creedence Clearwater Couto.
For political psephologists Duff Spafford of Saskatchewan never failed to amuse me. I know, I know but politics degrees are never much fun. That is genius! |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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