Swindon vs Pork Tail Official (Certified) Matchday Thread

[Arriba]

i dont really give a shit about this nothing game.1-1 i reckon.
roll on next season

[blinkpip]

anybody on the bank or am i flying solo?

It's going to be fucking miserable there today

The bank is closed.

[Batch]

anybody on the bank or am i flying solo?

It's going to be fucking miserable there today

The bank is closed.

Indeed, you'll be rehoused in the KingstelRodgersSouth stand, or the Arkells.

[dell boy]

Loads of goals today, 4-3, 3-4, or 3-3

[ronnie21]

anybody on the bank or am i flying solo?

It's going to be fucking miserable there today

Flying solo I'm afraid, it's not fucking open!!

[PHIL!!!!]

Well i'm in the Townend today, so we're going to lose......Pretty much everytime i've sat in that stand this season, we've lost  

Sorry guys  

[axs]

well fuck off then!

[PHIL!!!!]

[Samdy Gray]

any of you reprobates coming to the pub? I'm sat here like billy no mates.

[Simon Pieman]

AT some stage Samantha. I'm not sure when, probably about 12:30-1ish

[DiV]

we'll lose because Port Vale are the worst team in the league.

[axs]

any of you reprobates coming to the pub? I'm sat here like billy no mates.

I is leaving now.

[eldene red]

I think we will just scrape a win by one goal, and another poor game.

[Reg Smeeton]

0-0 for me, with loads of rain!

 I was thinking that whenever we play Vale at the CG, it always seems to be wet and windy.   The only way to prevent this conspiracy of the elements and the FL computer, is to make it the first game of the season, when the rule that it must be stonking hot comes into play.

   So this was the case in 82/83, first game ever in Div 4 and 94/95 first game with the new DRS.   Both were won, with Paul Rideout and JA Fjortoft notable names scoring.

  Other than that the games seem to be utter crap, totally forgetable,  ending 0-0 or Vale nicking a 1-0, with a goal deflected off someones arse at a free kick.

  The exception to the rule would be a 3-0 win in 01/02 or was it 02/03?  when we won 3-0 with goals all scored by defenders....Gurney, Willis and Heywood.

  I see the pattern repeating today.

[DiV]

0-0 for me, with loads of rain!

 I was thinking that whenever we play Vale at the CG, it always seems to be wet and windy.   The only way to prevent this conspiracy of the elements and the FL computer, is to make it the first game of the season, when the rule that it must be stonking hot comes into play.

   So this was the case in 82/83, first game ever in Div 4 and 94/95 first game with the new DRS.   Both were won, with Paul Rideout and JA Fjortoft notable names scoring.

  Other than that the games seem to be utter crap, totally forgetable,  ending 0-0 or Vale nicking a 1-0, with a goal deflected off someones arse at a free kick.

  The exception to the rule would be a 3-0 win in 01/02 or was it 02/03?  when we won 3-0 with goals all scored by defenders....Gurney, Willis and Heywood.

  I see the pattern repeating today.

didnt we steal a 1-0 trust funded win with Proctor scoring in what was possible the coldest day that ever existed?