Property Ladder / Apprentice.

[Dazzza]

As Dazzza said parts of last nights Apprentice wouldn'thave looked out of place at Wernham Hoggs in Slough.  The "only gay in the village bloke" was superb comedy value through out.  Some classic lines

"I know, because I eat in Italian restaurants"

99% of the population have eaten in Italian restaurants.  The bit where he tried to work out the amount of tomatoes he'd need for 15 people was hilarious!

Keep Kevin in, the lad is the next Ricky Gervais!

I loved the line before that...

We’ll also have errrrm Pasta Carbonara with errrrm Crème fresh and errrrm Saute Potatoes.  


It's the sort of thing I'd probably end up cooking when drunk.  Pasta and potatoes.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

my friend used to work in Tesco in Midsommer Norton with Kevin! apprently he has always been a bit of a knob

[Lumps]

Do you think anybody that applies to go on that show actually bothers to watch the previous series'.

They seem to have slight variations on the same set of tasks every year but for some reason the teams make the same fucking mistakes every fucking time.

Nobody EVER remembers to cost and then price a product/service first. Hardly anybody ever effectively plans. I'm not expecting an MS Poject Gannt chart or anything but surely to christ someone is capable of doing a quick product breakdown structure, and a product flow diagram so they know what they need to do and in what order?

Just writing a fucking list would be a start! Useless cunts!

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

I always think every one of the candidates is shit. In every series, every one of them is useless. Great comedy though.

[Mexicano Rojo]

ben you have a pm

[flammableBen]

I caught most of the apprentice. I thought the team which one were a bit harsh on that blonde girl. She said she wasn't that good at the technology stuff so it was like they put her on it to bully her down.

The other team were fucking woeful though.

[Bogus Dave]

They always pick on the blonde woman. Suprised that team won though.

I hope the fat woman on the team that lost doesn't win it, shes always moaning booo

[Bogus Dave]

yaaay the fat womans getting a verbal bashing

[flammableBen]

She's a right crusty minge.

I'd like the leader of that team to stay. Although only because the other two are so up themselves and clearly just set themselves up to blame other people. The leader himself is pretty rubbish and wet.

[Bogus Dave]

if she doesn't get fired ill eat my willy hair.

[flammableBen]

I agree, but I often get it wrong.

[Bogus Dave]

crap

[flammableBen]

Willy Hair Sandwich for Dave.

May I recommend sausage bacon and mustard to help it down?

[axs]

if she doesn't get fired ill eat my willy hair.

tasty sandwich for you boyo.

[Bogus Dave]

yum yum