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flammableBen

« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:49:17 »

Haha. You watching an hour behind on +1 Ash?

You've missed the Apprentice you fool.
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:49:27 »

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The boys are buying from a supermarket though!! Big al wont be happy


Did they have the whole day before service? or did they just have the morning.

Supermarkets are ok for emergency buying. The silly rule about not splitting up teams seems a pointless obstacle designed to make things more difficult for the telly.


They had two days - one to get everything planned and bought, and one to do it. The did emergency shopping from supermarkets, but did their bulk from tesco's too! Crazy fools
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:50:22 »

Do they ever show the secretarys face?
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:50:49 »

Sky plused it, then I got grand designs after
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:51:21 »

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Do they ever show the secretarys face?


It's covered in chords of human mucass (mine).
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 20:52:05 »

yummmmm
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 21:51:59 »

That apprentice was more squirmworthy than a whole series of the Office.

Half a fucking pizza - genius!  Cheesy
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 22:26:30 »

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That apprentice was more squirmworthy than a whole series of the Office.

Half a fucking pizza - genius!  Cheesy


Apprentice man: "Is there anything else I can get you Sir, some salt or pepper?"

Man: "Ummm....Where's the rest of my pizza?"

 Cheesy
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flammableBen

« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 22:29:04 »

That was just poor.

To be fair to the blokes team, I reckon that if it had been over the course of a few weeks they might have done a bit better. They just spent far to much on vague promotional stuff for one night.

The girls team, whilst generally a bit more bitchy to each other throughout, sorted out an event for one night for a low cost. Which was the way to go about the challenge.

Just the way I saw it anyway. I mean it's all edited up to make the best telly, there's very little reality about it at all.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 01:04:28 »

useless cunts the lot of them, and no ben i wouldnt get on with them, id hit that cunt from the paras for being so fucking "working class" a couple of the birds would get it but fucking hell proper fucking seymour the lot of them.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 01:16:15 »

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useless cunts the lot of them, and no ben i wouldnt get on with them, id hit that cunt from the paras for being so fucking "working class" a couple of the birds would get it but fucking hell proper fucking seymour the lot of them.


Don't suppose you want to give me a job? I'll be honest, at the moment you might have to buy me some smart clothes, and a train ticket down to Brighton, and somewhere to stay. I'm pretty flexible on what I can do, and I've never found anything I'm not naturally good at. Apart from playing squash, I'm shit at that.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 08:03:09 »

As Dazzza said parts of last nights Apprentice wouldn'thave looked out of place at Wernham Hoggs in Slough.  The "only gay in the village bloke" was superb comedy value through out.  Some classic lines

"I know, because I eat in Italian restaurants"

99% of the population have eaten in Italian restaurants.  The bit where he tried to work out the amount of tomatoes he'd need for 15 people was hilarious!

Keep Kevin in, the lad is the next Ricky Gervais!
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McLovin

« Reply #42 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 08:26:07 »

I'm in love with the Irish bint. Well, i'd do terrible things to her, at least.
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 08:29:03 »

Im going out to hunt down Alex and take him back to my layer!

theres a big thing about him in heat magazine too this week

the apprentice lookalikes in Heat are ace too
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fatbury

« Reply #44 on: Thursday, April 10, 2008, 08:34:17 »

I wish i knew what it was I liked about that Jenny ....
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