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« Reply #195 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:25:37 »

It's even more of a poncy name for Bromham!!!  Imagine Ernie Escott hearing about a young lad in the village called Raef!!!!  "Whatever next Shirl??"  He'll say.

It'll be all around the Oliver Cromwell before you know it too!
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« Reply #196 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:25:40 »

You can take the JFW out of Calne but you can't take the Clane out of JFW
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« Reply #197 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:26:57 »

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It's even more of a poncy name for Bromham!!!  Imagine Ernie Escott hearing about a young lad in the village called Raef!!!!  "Whatever next Shirl??"  He'll say.

It'll be all around the Oliver Cromwell before you know it too!


   

Im more inclined to go in the "hound" as it closer to my house
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« Reply #198 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:30:40 »

I know it's difficult but I can't belieeeeeve it Victor Meldrew style that some of you think Claire is worthy of the final let alone a winner.

Alright you wouldn’t pick a winner or hire any of them under normal circumstances but good lord the rotund bun burster has shown herself to be a complete and utter imbecile in previous tasks without an ounce of common sense, intelligence, charisma and judgement.  In fact she’s opened her mouth (a lot) made a complete pigs ear of it and now thinks because she manages to keep her mouth shut she’s the fucking bee’s knees.

She reminds me of the typical half wit that you used to get in every classroom where a constant flapping jawline and answering back got them consistently into trouble.  Every now and again when they decided to keep stum they would sit with a silent smirk on their face and expect praise and recognition for the simple ability of keeping quiet for 15 minutes.

Lord throw the girl a Greggs Dummy (Chicken and Mushroom slice) and roll her in flour to find the wet spot as that’s all she’s good for.  I’d rather either the ogre or soppy blonde one Mex is going to bum gets through.
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« Reply #199 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:31:19 »

You wouldn't be let in with a poof like Raef clinging to your apron strings!!  The Pagets will up and move, to a distant land, like Devizes or Rowde!!!

You naming a Bromham baby boy Raef would upset the demographic of a very inbred Wiltshire village!
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« Reply #200 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:37:18 »

 SO true!!

yeah but I aint from Bromham innit

I is from the deepest ghettos of Calne- I should call my baby Keanu or leaf or summit
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« Reply #201 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:43:47 »

Why don't you call it Phelps, or Braemar, or if it's a girl Jenny Wren, or Shirley (after the pet shop).
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« Reply #202 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 13:00:29 »

Someone my mum knows called their girl nevaeh. I'll let you figure tht one out!  :|
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« Reply #203 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 13:13:28 »

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You wouldn't be let in with a poof like Raef clinging to your apron strings!!  The Pagets will up and move, to a distant land, like Devizes or Rowde!!!

You naming a Bromham baby boy Raef would upset the demographic of a very inbred Wiltshire village!


What, ALL of them ? - It'd be like the wildebeest of the Serengeti !
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« Reply #204 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 14:18:57 »

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Why don't you call it Phelps, or Braemar, or if it's a girl Jenny Wren, or Shirley (after the pet shop).


 

How about Jolly? - after the miller? got a nice ring to it
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« Reply #205 on: Thursday, May 29, 2008, 19:48:23 »

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I know it's difficult but I can't belieeeeeve it Victor Meldrew style that some of you think Claire is worthy of the final let alone a winner.

Alright you wouldn’t pick a winner or hire any of them under normal circumstances but good lord the rotund bun burster has shown herself to be a complete and utter imbecile in previous tasks without an ounce of common sense, intelligence, charisma and judgement.  In fact she’s opened her mouth (a lot) made a complete pigs ear of it and now thinks because she manages to keep her mouth shut she’s the fucking bee’s knees.

She reminds me of the typical half wit that you used to get in every classroom where a constant flapping jawline and answering back got them consistently into trouble.  Every now and again when they decided to keep stum they would sit with a silent smirk on their face and expect praise and recognition for the simple ability of keeping quiet for 15 minutes.

Lord throw the girl a Greggs Dummy (Chicken and Mushroom slice) and roll her in flour to find the wet spot as that’s all she’s good for.  I’d rather either the ogre or soppy blonde one Mex is going to bum gets through.


Totally agree, the sort of person who big companies would "manage out of the business".  Pretty slim pickings though, you'd be sticking the Ad back in the paper if this lot turned up at interview.
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« Reply #206 on: Friday, May 30, 2008, 10:02:52 »

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 SO true!!

yeah but I aint from Bromham innit

I is from the deepest ghettos of Calne- I should call my baby Keanu or leaf or summit
Call it Si Pi after his Dad
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« Reply #207 on: Friday, May 30, 2008, 10:15:33 »

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« Reply #208 on: Friday, May 30, 2008, 10:20:55 »

random comment - yet amusing!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #209 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2008, 20:57:23 »

4 in the final?!?!?!
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