War animals.

[Reg Smeeton]

only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb.

we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away!

Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs.

I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels.

God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles.

Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not?  Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man.

 Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman.

[BANGKOK RED]

only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb.

we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away!

Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs.

I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels.

God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles.

Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not?  Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man.

 Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman.

Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now. Am I right in think that his secretary of war was a Manatee?

[Colin Todd]

 great thread.

I want a napalm lama

[Reg Smeeton]

What about Hannibal and his elephants ?

[Reg Smeeton]

only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb.

we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away!

Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs.

I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels.

God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles.

Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not?  Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man.

 Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman.

Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now. Am I right in think that his secretary of war was a Manatee?

 Nah..you're getting that mixed up with Syngmanatee Rhee, who was president of S Korea.

[land_of_bo]

Do the Sharks with lasers on their heads from Austin Powers: Goldmember count as a good War animal?

NOPE. Because he wasn't allowed to have them because they are an endagered species I think he had to settle for Sea Bass instead,

No way, that was in the 1st one.

In goldmember when Scott becomes evil he gives daddy (Dr Evil) sharks with lasers on their heads as a present. I watched it sunday night.

[BANGKOK RED]

 great thread.

I want a napalm lama

Good shout,

Only, the fore-mentioned war animals have been devised by evil animal butchering war mongers from the past. But a napalm Llama would be an act of animal cruelty that you thought up yourself you evil cunt.    

[land_of_bo]

hmmm Napalm Llamas

[BANGKOK RED]

hmmm Napalm Llamas

You deliberatley mislead me to click on that link.

That is WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!

[land_of_bo]

But so funny.

Some fucker at work mailed me it today. I was glad no-one was around when I clicked it!

Sorry BR.

[Colin Todd]

hmmm Napalm Llamas

hahaha you cunt!!!

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

I have mentioned incndiary pigs on another thread. :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pig

But this one is saddening, poor Pooches: Anti-tank dog, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dogs.

I mean really, who could train a dog to blow itself up!!!

in answer to your question: a dog trainer.

[red macca]

Fire starting foxes  

Cats and Foxes have been used since ancient times as fire-starters against enemy combatants to destroy their crops. Tied to the cat or fox’s tail would be a rope. At the end of the rope would be a cloth ball about the size of a baseball, doused in a flammable liquid and set ablaze. The fox or cat, fearing the fire, would run for several hundred yards dragging the ball until exhaustion set in.

[genf_stfc]

war elephants were fairly mental, not least because in order to get the most out of them the drivers would feed them wine before a battle, to get them a bit lairy.  Of course a huge, angry, pissed up beast running around was also prone to be a bit of a problem should it start running the  wrong way, so the drivers used to carry a  big metal spike and a hammer to drive through the top of its head as the only remotely likely way of stopping it.

[genf_stfc]

the bat bomb!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

that article seems to imply that had the tests been a little more succesful, they might have dropped bats on japan rather than the atomic bomb - i don't quite buy it myself, but an interesting point of view