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« Reply #90 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:20:18 » |
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No! Zaboob clearly stormed out to buy himself a rocket launcher and a pickaxe and take revenge on each bullying player and MM by getting medieval on their lazy asses. Just because you saw him with your own eyes and he wasn't covered in bruises doesn't counteract the highly credible sauce that someone's cousin's foetus didn't see it in their tea leaves.  mmm medieval rocket launchers.... |
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« Reply #91 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:24:37 » |
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No! Zaboob clearly stormed out to buy himself a rocket launcher and a pickaxe and take revenge on each bullying player and MM by getting medieval on their lazy asses. Just because you saw him with your own eyes and he wasn't covered in bruises doesn't counteract the highly credible sauce that someone's cousin's foetus didn't see it in their tea leaves. mmm medieval rocket launchers.... Catapult! |
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« Reply #92 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:26:53 » |
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Trebluchets, I beleive they are called.
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« Reply #93 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:27:04 » |
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No! Zaboob clearly stormed out to buy himself a rocket launcher and a pickaxe and take revenge on each bullying player and MM by getting medieval on their lazy asses. Just because you saw him with your own eyes and he wasn't covered in bruises doesn't counteract the highly credible sauce that someone's cousin's foetus didn't see it in their tea leaves. mmm medieval rocket launchers.... Catapult! Don't be silly, they had rocker launchers in medieval times. That's how Bill the Conker won the battle of hastings direct in 1066. I worked hard in History  |
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« Reply #94 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:27:18 » |
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almost BR  |
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« Reply #95 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:28:46 » |
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No! Zaboob clearly stormed out to buy himself a rocket launcher and a pickaxe and take revenge on each bullying player and MM by getting medieval on their lazy asses. Just because you saw him with your own eyes and he wasn't covered in bruises doesn't counteract the highly credible sauce that someone's cousin's foetus didn't see it in their tea leaves. mmm medieval rocket launchers.... Catapult! Don't be silly, they had rocker launchers in medieval times. That's how Bill the Conker won the battle of hastings direct in 1066. I worked hard in History Did they use the rolling stones as ammo? |
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« Reply #96 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:30:16 » |
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We'd be promotion bound with a manatee in charge
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« Reply #97 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:31:53 » |
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Anyway, to call them rocket launchers would be quite inaccurate,
"Fucking great big fuck-off rock" launchers would be more accurate.
When laying siege on a castle they also used to launch rotten cattle into the enemys castle so as to spread disease.
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« Reply #98 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:33:29 » |
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Trebuchets will fire anything heavy or flammable. or both. I say roll on fB's next adventure.
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« Reply #99 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:34:26 » |
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A manatee could do more damage than a rocket or rotten cattle, unless the rotten cattle was a sea cow.
Although this could explain the manatee death toll
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« Reply #100 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:36:09 » |
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A manatee could do more damage than a rocket or rotten cattle, unless the rotten cattle was a sea cow.
Although this could explain the manatee death toll i would make the manatee shit out ten hedghogs he would then be defeated |
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« Reply #101 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:38:26 » |
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The romans used to use a weapon called "Incendary pigs" Basically they took a bunch of pigs into battle, covered them in somthing flammable and the sent the flaming swine running towards their enemy. Battle Bacon, Cool  |
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« Reply #102 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:42:13 » |
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That's genuis BR... I hope Malpas is reading.
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« Reply #103 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:47:50 » |
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That's genuis BR... I hope Malpas is reading. i expect hes at the game |
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« Reply #104 on: Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 19:48:33 » |
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That's genuis BR... I hope Malpas is reading. i expect hes at the game He has a blackberry |
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