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BANGKOK RED

« on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 09:06:10 »

Considering the utter contempt that I have for my job, I am considering starting the day by drinking both prematurely and aggressivley.

Any thoughts/recommendations?, bearing in mind that I work from home.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 09:10:38 »

Bangkok you live the life of a common King, an english King in foreign surroundings.  I salute your very existance.

Get hold of some tequila and go for it!!!  And good luck.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 09:48:13 »

Bosh down a bottle of Absinthe, then go to work at lunch.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:04:45 »

Sang Som yourself up my friend. Go on a solo bucket mission.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:09:16 »

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Sang Som yourself up my friend. Go on a solo bucket mission.


I can't drink that shite as I have a low hangover tolerance level.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:22:22 »

Drink stuff like Ernest Hemmingways, Tequila Sunrises, Margarita's (sp)fruity (girly) drinks, keep a tab of what you're drinking and let us know when you feel drunk.

Let the experiment begin!!
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:32:24 »

I'd join you on the early drinking if I could.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 10:44:28 »

Get on the black rum, had a few last night and still pissed now. Great stuff!
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:35:05 »

Shocking RED,,act like an english gentleman with a cupa earl grey,lightly dashed with goats milk and a few granules of tate and lyle,if you cant get that little finger up high enough though just say fuk it and substitute the goats milk with some Famous Grouse!
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:42:00 »

The really shocking thing is leefer is that my plans of alcolol abuse have been delayed due to my misses having to go out and so I am alone with my daughter. Also my boss could be calling me at anytime today

It's a sad day indeed when a grown man can't drink irresponsibly.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:43:22 »

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The really shocking thing is leefer is that my plans of alcolol abuse have been delayed due to my misses having to go out and so I am alone with my daughter. Also my boss could be calling me at anytime today

It's a sad day indeed when a grown man can't drink irresponsibly.


The day that happens to me is the day I die.
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:44:23 »

I'm still gonna have a few beers to "Lay the foundations" for later though.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:47:45 »

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I'm still gonna have a few beers to "Lay the foundations" for later though.


I did that once while looking after my then 7 year old sister for my mum, cue raging electrcial house fire after I completely negleted the fact she was in control of a hose pipe filling up her paddling pool the televison didn't like it too much.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 19:14:35 »

How's the binging going BR?
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 22, 2008, 19:32:19 »

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How's the binging going BR?


Sore subject really Sam, there I was STEADILLY drinking my beer looking forward to the binge once my fatherhood responsibilities where done with when my wife returns, and instead of presenting me with the bottle of Johnny Green that I had requestd she drops a fucking great Bombshell on me:

Apparantly this weekend Thailand is voting (A-Fucking-GAIN) which means that NO ALCOHOL is to be served BY LAW for the NEXT 2 DAYS. Thankfully the chap who has a shop downstairs is still able to slip be a few beers.

But to cut a long story short, I am still fairly sober...........

Mission failed.
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