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« on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 12:51:57 » |
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as some of you may know in the coming months i have to have a kidney transplant , well i was thinking, what if the kidney belonged to an oxford fan? would i start having feelings for the scum? would i slowly become a yellow? would it take over the rest of my body organs?
this scares me more than the operation.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:00:13 » |
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I am sure you have heard things like that can happen, it is the DNA you know!
When you having your op then mate?
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mexico red
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:02:14 » |
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dont know, sometime in the next 12 months i imagine, got to have a fuckin catheter fitted to my stomach next month for dialysis.
fun fun fuckin fun
sorry having a bad day, football didnt help.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:04:17 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:04:17 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:05:12 » |
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That does sound quite harsh. Do you want me to get you a yellow and blue scarf now just incase? Football has ruined my day/week too. The only word I can use to sum up my feelings is - c*nt  |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 13:26:46 » |
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Joking apart, that is some serious shit dude - If you go into it with the OOH! Shaun Taylor positive attitude I'm sure you'll fly through. All the best man.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:15:33 » |
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It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:16:44 » |
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good luck mex  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Piemonte
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:18:07 » |
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It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude. it did indeed. duuuuuuuuuuuude all the best mexico |
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mexico red
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:19:38 » |
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It happened in the simpsons, one of the halloween ones, I mean it wasn't as bad as an oxford fan, I think homer had a hair transplant from that snake dude. see thats what i was thinking of the hair takes over homers body and he tries to kill the people that caught him (the hairman) what will happen if i become a scummer?  |
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:25:55 » |
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1. Your hair will fall out and you will turn into a clone of Tommy Money
2. You will lose any footballing talent you may have
3. You will start to feel attracted to underage girls / youth team players arses
4. The 4th wall of your house will fall down
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STFCBird
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:36:15 » |
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5. you will want to "build it up with yellow and blue" sick
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:46:38 » |
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6. get funny feelings when your walking round tesco and see banana's
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 16, 2004, 15:55:41 » |
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4. The 4th wall of your house will fall down
 Hahahhaaa look at his quivering lip. Nice work Mr Piemonte. |
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