Quality Most Haunted tonight

[Simon Pieman]

they could have an online introduction  

[yeo]

they could have an online introduction  

Check out the photo's thread

[Amir]

they could have an online introduction

Tradition states I have to threaten the prospective boyfriend.  When I first met her now husband he said, 'so I hear you're going to beat me up.'   I've assessed Yeovil though and he's passed.

I'd get my sister to sign up(she's a Swindon fan), but you cunts have no decorum.

[Sussex]

I still love it because Im a Council House Mum with 11 kids.

Thats not an invitation for Sussex red to chat me up

Ooooh you little tiger, I got all excited then.. ahem..  :?  

Early 30's chicks are my bag at the mo   :twisted:

Lucky you

I never meet single women anymore

Well certainly not desperate ones

Fuck single! The desperate ones seem to put in a better performance  

Just ask her husband (I'm heading for a right kicking)  :?

[yeo]

Tut tut!

Im a fat tired looking guy its not a look thats "in" at the moment

[sonicyouth]

you should pretend to be Julians Dicks to pull women

[Simon Pieman]

i hear sussex has become the talent scout for the television show "Desperate Housewives"

[Sussex]

My casting couch has been a bit busy of late Si. When you get to my age you take what you can get!

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Actually were thinking of going to a pub in Devizes (you live near there dont you?) where ghosts try and cut your throat

If we are talking about the same pub (and we probably are) it's been on Britain's Most Haunted although I haven't seen it.  I know the landlord though, he's a Town fan and is a top quality geezer!