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« on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 02:43:44 » |
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Right, where do I start
Get back from Hull, parents are out cant get a lift into town so I drive, mates 21st arrive at the savoy everyone is there. Olly is alread how he usually is at the nights end, he cant even stand up and ends up throwing up in the bogs and starting on the water...
Everyone else is fine, so we leave the Savoy and go down town towards walkabout/litten tree. Gav who's 21st it is, wants to go to walkabout because his parents are in there. On the way Gav sees his former best mate whose girlfriend he slept with (gavs best mates ex bird who he slept with is out with us) Gavs ex-best mate just walks off, yet Gav who was in the wrong keeps getting in his face as he walks down town. Gavs dad + me and few mates run down town and try and pull Gavin away and let michael walk on.
Anyway because of the cup semi final there are loads of extra coppers about, me and my mates end up getting threatened to be arrested because we are pulling Gavin away. His dad pulls him away then a police man grabs gavs dad and slams him up against the police fan. Fuck sake hes stopping his son having a fight, yet he gets treated like shit and man handeled by police.
While this has been going on gavs mother has been having a slanging match with the girl in the equation. Gav storms off, calms down and comes back.....we leave him to it with his family and try to go in litten tree where they wont let coppo in because he is wearing trainers....even though there are people in there wearing trainsers....Gav is then having another go with his dad, we try to break it up and pretty much the same as before happens....
We eventually leave gav and go off to bedroom, quick drink losing a few mates on the way...gav included...we then go to studio.
I drive, but there is 7 of us.....and they persuaded me to try and fit all 7 in my car....4 in the back....3 in the front....come to the roundabout....cop car sitting there....goes left though....decide I'll drop them off before studio at the garage, only there is a cop car there, so I try to discreatly let 3 people out then drive on to studio...
So we eventually get in there......then coppo, liam and simon decide to have a drinking contest. Becky chips in and drinks a shots. Coppo, Liam and Becky are smashed. Simon can barely walk it took 20 minutes and three guys just to pull his trousers up after he had a piss. Then outside the toilets he sits down....trying to talk to me but cant understand what hes saying and he cant even stand up.
Me and Olly (who is now sober by this point!?) are helping him up bouncers telling us to take him out or he will get thrown out. Simon wants to stay but cant understand the fact we have no choice and he cant walk...
So we get him out, next step is getting him into my car. He moans that Olly and me are hurting him, while propping him up. He tries to fight us, even though without us he cant even stand. We eventually get him in the back of the car along with Becky. Olly, Liam and Coppo go for a kebab. I drive down abit towards pipers roundabout and stop in a turning (was going to take all 6 home but not get them all in the car around studio.
Simon/Becky decide on some fresh air while we are waiting. Becky gets out the car and tries to support Simon as he gets out, ask her if she needs a hand she says no. She cant support Simon, he falls forward smacks his head on the open door and falls back on the pavement. Eyes pure white, no movement. Becky breaks into panic shouts at him, no reaction I fucking shit myself here big time. We turn him over onto his side and shout at him some more.
He eventually communicates back, but not very well, choke a bit like he needs to be sick. Cant get him to sit up. Becky is in hyper panic mode and getting in the way. I ring Olly who runs from the kebab place kebabless to help. We then decide to ring Gary (Simons dad) have to get him out of bed and give him directions to where we are, meaning while Olly has Simon in the recovery position and he is throwing up on himself/everyone.
Olly being the only other sober one has left Liam and Coppo behind, they were also doing the shots and are smashed and have no idea how to get to where we are, then do eventually but forgot Ollys kebab.
Simons dad arrives and finally we manage to lift him up and get him in the back of the car, where he continues to dribble/throw up...
Then I dropped everyone off and got home
That was the night from hell, fights, drinking contest, people almost passed out
Really fucking shit me up big time when Simon fell forward, banged his head on the car door then fell to the pavement with his eyes wide open followed by no response
Just had to get that all down somewhere.....bet none of you read it or care....but thanks for listening or not.....
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 03:13:41 » |
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The moral to this story is if your going out get pissed because theres nothing worse than drunk mates when your sober.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 03:15:13 » |
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The moral to this story is if your going out get pissed because theres nothing worse than drunk mates when your sober. Imagine if I wasnt sober though....god know whats would have happened |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 03:26:51 » |
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The moral to this story is if your going out get pissed because theres nothing worse than drunk mates when your sober. Imagine if I wasnt sober though....god know whats would have happened none of it. luck can be a right cunt sometimes. |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 03:30:20 » |
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The moral to this story is if your going out get pissed because theres nothing worse than drunk mates when your sober. Imagine if I wasnt sober though....god know whats would have happened none of it. luck can be a right cunt sometimes. I like that quote... 'luck can be a right cunt sometimes' Spoken like a true fan of 3rd division mid table rubbish  |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 03:49:44 » |
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ah well, i'll just have to take comfort from that jefferson louis (how did you let that useless lump of shit score!?) header. it was on national tv and all.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 08:49:37 » |
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The funny thing is I bet all your mates had the most epic night since July 2001.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 10:23:43 » |
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I had a wee stinker too, got home headed out. Mates all arguing and I was as sober as anything. Went to ponana which I have started to hate progressively more in recent weeks. HAve two drinks before announcing to my mates id rather 'finger my arse' than stay in this hole. We decide to leave one lad in there whos loves it and head down town. Coppers were everywhere and for some reason when coppers are about I get nervous, they make me uneasy and for some reason a fair few of them know me!
Anyway everywheres packed and we end up in (yes this is shocking) cas bar. Decide to make the most of our crap night so have a dancing competition and I won after doing a break dance to 'Hammer Time' what a song! Gets to 3am and by now im tipsy (dont know why) get back to west swindon with a couple of the lads and do a runner from teh cab. First time ever but get home.
As I wasnt drunk no drunken messages were sent, decided to send a couple of nice msgs to some lasses but that was all.....well until I commited a sin and left my phone next to me on teh sofa as I feel asleep. Woke up this morning to discover my mates have sent messages like 'in gay' to family and 'I like to lick girls bumholes' to females on teh phone.
What a shit weekend........
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 10:57:56 » |
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must have been something in the air last night.......
major trouble at club, blokle gropes some girls breasts kicks off with boyfriend major fight, two arrests, bloke done for sexual assault, then
another bloke takes a girl down to the beach and rapes her then when hes done comes back into my fuckin club. cunt. so had the police waiting outside my club all night for him to come out, got the perverted cunt though.
first time we have ever had trouble like that then we have 2 in one night
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 11:15:56 » |
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Fair play Mex, but should have bottled his fucking face
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 11:44:14 » |
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Yeah fuck me rapists are sick, if it happened to a mate of mine id find teh fucker and kill him
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 12:25:24 » |
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anyone seen 'irreversible'? rapists should be slowly killed.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 18:19:56 » |
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I was battered last night. Drank half a bottle of Vodka on my own before leaving the house discovered myself in the middle of a cat fight then couldn't get the key in the door of my flat.
Was discovered asleep in the hall at 4
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 18:57:27 » |
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anyone seen 'irreversible'? rapists should be slowly killed. Rapists will never know how much pain they cause people..do you think rapists only do it for self pleasure? or do they knwo the pain they will cause and get a kick out of it? |
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 17, 2005, 19:08:40 » |
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i really don't know why they do it. i think the reason is dependent on the particular person - some may do it for power etc. they will never know the violation and humilation that they cause, or even begin to imagine it, otherwise these incidents would not occur
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