These are some pretty flimsy rants thus far...
Right, fucking visitors around our road. Yeah OK you've come to see your family/friends, however the next person who parks over the front of our drive when I want to go out is going to come out and find their bloody motor a victim of a serious shoeing. It's not bloody difficult a concept, I might want to go out you retard X5 driving twat.
Round-robin texts. "Happy Xmas all!" Piss off! You gave me a card 2 days ago, a plethora of texts and messages saying the exact same thing really winds me up. Whats worse, people who get all arsey when you don't send one back. Well mate firstly you've had a card in the post and to be honest half the people I get these texts from I've never heard of anyway. So if I upset you, sorry, but you're a bit of a bastard.
The weather. Bloody horrible for golf, soggy and muddy as fuck. All the usual hype of whether we'll get a white christmas - of course we're not going to have a bloody white christmas, it's 11.5 degs and overcast! Anyway if you believe all the tree-huggers we'll all be dead from global warming in 2 weeks anyway. Just get on with it.
Boxing Day football. Yeovil away should be a belting drinking trip and there's no effing public transport. *Rages at yesterdays soberness*
Shit presents. WTF? I got a white tie this year. Is some retard trying to make up for the fact it's not a bloody white xmas (see above). I have one white tie - who could possibly need more than one white tie?? It gets worn about once a year when I'm going for a black shirt/white tie retro look - otherwise what kind of moron wears such a combination to work on any given day? Giver of said tie, what were you thinking?! It's not the bloody 70's.
Wrapping. This is simply too time consuming and anything that's not in a box, it's bloody difficult too. Then you go to Birthdays to get some nice bags and gold/silver boxes for the sake of convinience and they've sold out. Right, you've got no gift-wrap-style products on Dec 23rd, but you've got hundereds of marked down Valentines cards?! Useless fucks.
Xmas drinkers, crawling out and crowding my local for 2 weeks. Aaaagh. It's even worse on NYE.
Meh, that will do for now. Thanks for letting me get some of that out.
