I heard a rumour that Sturrock Snr. has left the job as Swindon manager to make Blair good. He's going to use a stolen Klingon Bird of Prey to sling shot around the Sun at Warp 10, going back in time to enlist the assistance of an ancient race of Expert Football Coach Manatees. He's then going to bring a few back forward in time to help make Blair good whilst he goes off to coach Plymouth. It's his way of paying us fans back. These Manatees will make Blair so good that he'll score more than a goal a game from now on.
Fact.
:shock: Fact?! Blimey
Can't wait
