Christmas Presents

[STFCBird]

a jelly cock ring?  ACE  

[Power to people]

I'll do mine at 4pm Dec 24, when they bring everything down half price, that means I can spend £50 on the Mrs and she thinks I've spent £150 and been really good to her  

[neville w]

Thought you and Sussex would be getting these for Christmas instead Birdy - Horsey Hoppers !

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p42/telflo/horsehopper.jpg

£29.95 for two. You also get 2 jockey caps, a pump, whistle and flag !

[neville w]

I'll do mine at 4pm Dec 24, when they bring everything down half price, that means I can spend £50 on the Mrs and she thinks I've spent £150 and been really good to her  

Well, £100 anyway

[pauld]

I'll do mine at 4pm Dec 24, when they bring everything down half price, that means I can spend £50 on the Mrs and she thinks I've spent £150 and been really good to her  

Well, £100 anyway

Ssshhh, she does the same - last year she bought him a calculator in one of those "bargain shops" and he's still not worked out why it's a bit dodgy on the old sums.

[STFCBird]

Thought you and Sussex would be getting these for Christmas instead Birdy - Horsey Hoppers !

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p42/telflo/horsehopper.jpg

£29.95 for two. You also get 2 jockey caps, a pump, whistle and flag !

That is SOOOOOOOO ace I want one, it's even got gimp handles for sussex  

[Power to people]

I'll do mine at 4pm Dec 24, when they bring everything down half price, that means I can spend £50 on the Mrs and she thinks I've spent £150 and been really good to her  

Well, £100 anyway

Not if she dosen't know prices    

Anyway she should be grateful with the £1 I usually spend on her

[Matchworn Shirts]

I used to have a big toy horse on wheels when I was a baby, absolute quality it was