Now we're entering the firework season, could we try and launch you into space, by strapping a load of rockets onto a chair, we could attach some home brew kits on as well, so you could experiment whilst in orbit.
Its been done before by the the Chinaman Wan Hu.....who strapped about 50 roickets to his chair.
http://kwc.org/resources/2005/mbnew/mingdynastyastronaut.jpg I reckon we could get 50 people to bring along a rocket each....you could go by the name of Ben Hu ......or Wan.....