Things to do

[Northern Red]

I fancied Longleat but Im not having my car shredded by the monkeys.

Take some else's car then:
48 Hour Test Drive: http://www.jeep.co.uk/jeep/page_campaign_grandcherokee48.aspx?cc=AR
2 days with Toyota Yaris: http://www.toyota.co.uk/cgi-bin/toyota/bv/frame_start.jsp?id=550_NC_Test+Drive

There's more on t'web

[Arriba]

for women maybe lady.but all blokes look at women as sex objects.
what about drayton manor park or thorpe park maybe.he'll get the thrills but without the orgasm

[Simon Pieman]

Thorpe Park was exactly what I was just thinking arriba

[Arriba]

dont lie you just wanted to copy me

[Simon Pieman]

Actually I was going to the trouble of seeing what the opening times were like before posting, but yeah.

This thread might just inspire me to take the day off and not go to Thorpe Park  

[Arriba]

another bonus would be that the place would be quiet.most schools wont be running trips in september.so queues would be minimal i think

[Luci]

Done that recently too!

[Arriba]

go to monkey world then.it is ace!
i'm going there in the next school holidays

[Sussex]

How about -

www.chessington.com

(and it's got monkeys)

[Fred Elliot]

Take him on a tour of the new Wembley

http://www.wembleystadium.com/wembleyexperience/stadiumtour/bookthetour

[Luci]

Hmm the rides there aren't as good anymore to be honest although I did think about it.

[Simon Pieman]

Go to London and do something maybe.

Or just go for a back seat shag somewhere in the cotswolds

[lebowski]

you could go to the tate modern, then see the terracotta army at the british museum, go to vinopolis and do some wine tasting, then in the evening go to see whoever is on at the jazz cafe in camden.

that's what i would do if i was taking a "friend" out.

[Sussex]

Alton Towers?

Brighton? - Day at the seaside, Mex's club, stay over, train to footy Saturday...

www.brighton.co.uk

[Miss Angry]

Cheers fatters.

I was also thinking Warwick Castle - has anyone been?

It's nice for a day trip, but wouldnt fill up your day - well i cant remember it taking too much time to get around. Warwick as a town is shite... about 10min drive away is Royal Leamington Spa, they have some lovely gardens and really nice little places to eat in the center...