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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:38:02 » |
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when me old dear (i can call her that as she is 60) knows i don't want her opinion, she still comes out with 'can i just say....' which really gets me goat (whatever 'gets me goat' means)
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:39:55 » |
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mark lawrenson saying 'at the moment' in his gay voice....actually absolutely anything that twat says winds me up
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STFCBird
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:46:01 » |
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Miss Angry
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:47:48 » |
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"to be frank" or "quite frankly"
Especially when left in a 3 min voice mail and repeated 14 times. r
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:56:31 » |
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people who start and end every sentence with "y'know". For example:
"'know, i think we played really well today y'know. On another day. y'know, we'd have scored 3 or 4 y'know" - terrible.
I also hate the word "dissin'"
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 14:57:37 » |
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people who start and end every sentence with "y'know". For example:
"'know, i think we played really well today y'know. On another day. y'know, we'd have scored 3 or 4 y'know" - terrible.
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MR BEN
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:05:21 » |
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I hate "its cheap at half the price".
well fucking right, its half the price , so it is fucking cheaper
also at the end of the day, you get the night
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MR BEN
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:07:46 » |
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Sorry to go on,
also people who say
"can I ask you a question".
well , you didn't really give me a choice there did you
The the ones that say
"it was in the last place I looked", well obviously, do you
keep on looking after you have found it
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MR BEN
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 15:13:06 » |
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In fact the below
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is , where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £ 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 19:55:03 » |
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good copying and pasting of tommy cooper there
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:00:16 » |
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It's political correctness gone mad.
A phrase generally used by people that read Richard Littlejohn's column, think Jim Davidson is hilarious, and are scared of Johnny foreigner, gays, vegetarians, anti war campaigners, drugs, beards, any religion apart from christianity, people that think hunting is for wankers, etc etc
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:28:27 » |
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
Best thing to do is to wait for Fred to go to the bar to ask if they can change the channel then do it yourself so he looks like a tart. Arrrff, I can be so funny. |
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:36:06 » |
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not quite the same kind of phrase...
But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example
Me: I'll be down the pub later
Twat in response: Is it
Grrrrrrrrr.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:37:37 » |
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not quite the same kind of phrase...
But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example
Me: I'll be down the pub later
Twat in response: Is it
Grrrrrrrrr. Is it |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2007, 20:38:25 » |
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not quite the same kind of phrase...
But I hate it when someone replies "is it" to me when there's no need for those two needs... Example
Me: I'll be down the pub later
Twat in response: Is it
Grrrrrrrrr. Is it It does |
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