I think I knew a rich bird from Jersey when I was at uni. It was only in the first year. She liked roughing it and hanging out with us poor people. Never got any though. Actually it's all a bit vague. I can't remember if I made her up or not. I can vaguely picture her in my head but can't remember her name.
I once shared a house with a bird from Jersey......nice girl, unfortunately she had scabies, which rather put me off....it was from her job. She explained to me a lot about the strange laws of Jersey, which pissed me off somewhat, insofar as the buggers seemed to be having a reet good time on the backs of us poor mainlanders. I can vaguely picture the smell of the unguents she used for the scabies....something to do with psychotropic drugs.
