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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:07:54 »

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I bet you used your own man foam as soap


of course.
it's good for the skin after all Wink

have you ever used the remote controlled ones???
basicly the girl wears a small vibrator and the bloke has the remote to control what speed it's on etc.
watched a program where a couple tried one out. they were in a resturant and he kept turning it on.
in the end they had to go early cos she nearly came at the dinner table in front of everyone Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:13:35 »

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you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  Sad


i went into anne summers a while back just having a look at them and this bird came up asking me if me and my missus were interested. i said were thinking of getting one and the next thing i know she is telling me how good it is and how great the orgazams are :shock:

i nearly creamed my pants with what she was saying Oops


I was going to complain about this thread being really off topic and have a whinge about you lot being dirty bastards, but then I read the above post and burst out laughing. Fucking brilliant! I'm going to Anne Summers later.
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:06 »

it was the anne summers in Merry Hill near Dudley where i was.
my missus couldn't believe what she was saying.
really detailed and everything.

i think i might go back aswell Wink
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:31 »

Did you catch her name?
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:57 »

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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  Sad


i went into anne summers a while back just having a look at them and this bird came up asking me if me and my missus were interested. i said were thinking of getting one and the next thing i know she is telling me how good it is and how great the orgazams are :shock:

i nearly creamed my pants with what she was saying Oops


I was going to complain about this thread being really off topic and have a whinge about you lot being dirty bastards, but then I read the above post and burst out laughing. Fucking brilliant! I'm going to Anne Summers later.


to get a rampant rabbit?  Cheesy
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:18:24 »

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Did you catch her name?


no but i remember what she looks like. Tongue
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:21:34 »

see you lot don't need me now,  you will all have your own robococks by the end of the weekend.  my work here is done  Wink
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:23:16 »

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you will all have your own robococks by the end of the weekend


titch might
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:24:04 »

actually me and the missus have a few already, not robocock mind so that may be the next one!!  
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:28:59 »

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are you at work titch? you might get a meeting with HR soon  Cheesy
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:30:06 »

it does seem a beast.

more like a fucking numatic drill than a dildo
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:38:18 »

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are you at work titch? you might get a meeting with HR soon  Cheesy


Why's that then?  I am indeed at work!  Fortunately we have no HR as it's only a small companyu!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:40:51 »

small company, your alright then! if you work for a biggin they watch what your upto during the day and zipper.co.uk might raise a few eyebrows  Cheesy
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:42:46 »

Soapy Tit Wank  Fortunately my boss is a bigger perv than me!  I normally have to show him all the best porn sites!  Soapy Tit Wank  I have no intention of working for a large company!!!
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:54:12 »

Atleast the shop woman didn't start showing you the marks it left eh?! Wink
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