Its really about time theis forum became a respository for educational information such as this, rather than just a shoutbox for angst-ridden, middle aged men (such as I...). So, to raise it up a level...
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's cunt ... that's right, cunt! cunt may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke cunt, buy cunt, sell cunt, lose cunt, find cunt, forget cunt, and tell others to eat cunt.
Some people know their cunt, while others can't tell the difference between cunt and shineola.
There are lucky cunts, dumb cunts, and crazy cunts. There is bull cunt, horse cunt, and chicken cunt.
You can throw cunt, sling cunt, catch cunt, shoot the cunt, or duck when the cunt hits the fan.
You can give a cunt or serve cunt on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep cunt or be happier than a pig in cunt.
Some days are colder than cunt, some days are hotter than cunt, and some days are just plain cunty.
Some music sounds like cunt, things can look like cunt, and there are times when you feel like cunt.
You can have too much cunt, not enough cunt, the right cunt, the wrong cunt or a lot of weird cunt.
You can carry cunt, have a mountain of cunt, or find yourself up cunt creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to cunt and other times you fall in a bucket of cunt and come out smelling like a fish.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your cunt, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a cunt; or not do so if you don't give a cunt!
Well, cunt, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a cunt and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of cunt. But, if you happened to catch a load of cunt from some cunt-head...........Well, cunt Happens!!!
