Sadie and her west country grammar.......

[Ralphy]

Me and Sade have been having an argument about grammar because she's from deepest, darkest Wiltshiiiiiire and i'm from Oxfordshire.

This weekend i picked up on some things she says which made me chuckle  

Instead of ''I saw a programme on tv'' she says ''I seen a programme on tv''.

Also, she never says ''where was it'' or ''where are they''.
She says ''where was it to'' or ''where are they to'' !!!

Am i posh or is my girlfriend a farmer !!!!  

[Piemonte]

your ex girlfriend after that post  

[Ralphy]

[Sade]

I'm just a country girl not a bloody farmer!how rude!

[Ralphy]

Your dad is a proper country bloke!!

''Put your foot down women i'm thiiiiirsty'' !!

[Piemonte]

I'm with you on this one Ralphy, (apart from the Oxford bit you closet scummer )

Mrs monte is from southern Wiltshire and talks like a peasant at times. (please dont read this  :-))( )

I have to correct her grammar constantly. That said; she still earns more than me

[Ralphy]

Ooooo another thing, remember at Torquay Sade??? About Migz ??  

[Ralphy]

Closet scummer?!! I HATE Oxford with a passion!

[Sade]

Don't you dare!!I was'nt thinking straight then!must of been all the smoke in the bar :shock:
Atleast I don't say 'innit' all the time  

[Ralphy]

I never say ''innit'' !!!

I hate chavs!

[Titch]

So what did you do then Sade in Torquay??

[janaage]

This is like an episode of Mr & Mrs, what's going on?

[Sade]

[Ralphy]

He he he he well...

We were stood drinking and watching the football on the big screen and got onto the subject of religion. Sade said ''Migz allways does a cross on his chest before he comes on the pitch''.

I said ''thats because he's catholic''

She then said ''i thought he was american'' !!!  

[Titch]

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