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« Reply #30 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:08:30 »

fatbury - have you thought about putting a lonely hearts ad in the local rag?

I've made a start for you, see how you like this

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Fat, balding middle-aged whinging old fart, GSOH, likes STFC, sucking Michael Pook's cock, up the Arsenal, carpet remnants, seeks like minded young virgin for fun and frolics (especially three ways with Pooky).


I think it might need a little work though. Some Spacey inspiration maybe. I'm not as creative as the master...
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:10:00 »

After reading it, I'd rather have Fred's versions of events anyday.

Shitty fan...Househusband  :shock:
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:10:29 »

Good start though pumbaa

you got the crux of it, just now needs padding out

( bit like Fatters girlfriends' bra's)
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:11:59 »

Buy the way, you'll need a second mortgage to get a copy.....£4.10 !! :shock:

Is that due to Fred's bar bill ?!!
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« Reply #34 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:12:18 »

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After reading it, I'd rather have Fred's versions of events anyday.

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Have not seen it mate

did they mention the CVA etc

any political stuff ?
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:12:59 »

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Buy the way, you'll need a second mortgage to get a copy.....£4.10 !! :shock:

Is that due to Fred's bar bill ?!!


Last months was £3.80
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:13:26 »

I love Fred's comment on the picture though. Better wear riot gear tomorrow mate! Could get messy!  Beers  Beers  Beers
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:13:47 »

Extra insurance to cover complaints of bad language I expect  Wink
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:19:47 »

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I love Fred's comment on the picture though. Better wear riot gear tomorrow mate! Could get messy!  Beers  Beers  Beers


 
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:22:17 »

Tomorrow I shall be wearing these

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/ist2_1147359_funny_glasses.jpg
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:22:17 »

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After reading it, I'd rather have Fred's versions of events anyday.

Shitty fan...Househusband  :shock:


Have not seen it mate

did they mention the CVA etc

any political stuff ?


A little bit re. the CVA :

442 : Talking of finances, with so many FL clubs straddled with large debts, are any of you worried about your futures ?

FE : We definately are. We still haven't fully pulled ourselves out of administration as we owe the creditors £900k. The deadline for this is the end of the week, and if it isn't paid, we could be issued with a winding up order.

(At the time of press, Swindon hadn't paid the remaining amount (and still haven't), but no decision had been taken by the administrators at to what should happen as a result (Just close my eyes and put fingers in my ears and the nasty creditors might go away)).

(Not all of the above was written by 442 magazine).

Despite these debts we've arranged for a pre-season trip to Austria which will cost a bit, while signing Akinfenwa for around £35k. Instead of signing new players and going on tour, maybe we should think about saving the club.
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:25:19 »

OK cool

Thanks Alan, thats pretty much about what I said (minus the swearing and libelous comments of course)
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:27:35 »

Got to say the Cheltnum fan looks like that he does like his pies.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:32:42 »

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Buy the way, you'll need a second mortgage to get a copy.....£4.10 !! :shock:

Is that due to Fred's bar bill ?!!


Last months was £3.80


Well you do get the extra pre-season mag, which predict that we'll finish....20th.

And you get to read about the disater area that is Leeds United....
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, July 30, 2007, 17:32:48 »

Hiss name is Leo.........................and he is posh (not the p'boro kind)
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