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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 20:02:31 »

i wonder if MI6 are watching this thread

back to non-terrorism suggestions please......
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 20:43:12 »

Mate your at uni right? Just put a note up saying free to anyone, some stinking tax dodging student will have it.

Ps sorry for calling you mate, your a scummer never forget that
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:07:47 »

yeah i may give it away, blowing it up would be much more fun though.

i've left uni now, the real world is calling and its very daunting.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:11:53 »

sell it to some gullible prick
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:28:36 »

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sell it to some gullible prick


Firoz Kassam?

He threw money at a lost cause for quite some time.  Failing that the 'queue' for season tickets at the Kassam, or better still chop the top off and drive it thought the fence behind the goal at the Kassam - hey presto a fouth stand?
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:28:50 »

Why not just take it to a scrap yard, £20 for a round of drinks in your back pocket (unless Fred and the TEF crew are in the pub!), Beers
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:35:09 »

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Why not just take it to a scrap yard, £20 for a round of drinks in your back pocket (unless Fred and the TEF crew are in the pub!), Beers


We charge £50 to scrap cars
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 21:41:06 »

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yeah i may give it away, blowing it up would be much more fun though.

i've left uni now, the real world is calling and its very daunting.


Being serious (I know its TEF) but if its insured I am sure you can get it sorted for £100 - £150 (I wouldnt know how) and claim a cash prize

I wouldnt set on fire as thats the sort of thing that fire brigade and police may take action on
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:17:27 »

my dad says it'll cost me money to scrap it.

might be able to sell it for a couple of hundred, which would go down a treat right now.

but blowing it up would have been much more fun, am not worried about the po po i wouldn't do it in the street or anything, would have found a nice quiet field
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:19:10 »

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my dad says it'll cost me money to scrap it.

might be able to sell it for a couple of hundred, which would go down a treat right now.

but blowing it up would have been much more fun, am not worried about the po po i wouldn't do it in the street or anything, would have found a nice quiet field


schizophrenic teletubbies scare the hell out of me.
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flammableBen

« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:20:53 »

Find a field. Fill it up with a gas canister and fire works. Open Gas Canister. Throw match. Run. Watch acest firework display / explosion ever. Take a bbq and some creates. Charge people for burgers and beers.

You can blow it up and make a tidy profit.
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flammableBen

« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:22:35 »

fill the car up with the gas canister, not the field. Wasn't clear then.
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flammableBen

« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:28:23 »

Actually, can we do it with Ralphy's car? He'd love that.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 23:29:26 »

wait until he gets the new one though.
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