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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 06:50:17 » |
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^^so the club got sent one of those ace emails, about needing to send cash to free up some distant relative/kings wealth? awsome
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 06:57:35 » |
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^^so the club got sent one of those ace emails, about needing to send cash to free up some distant relative/kings wealth? awsome I reckon that's about right....Nigerian accounting practices make perfect sense in the Boardroom.. |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 07:45:10 » |
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^^so the club got sent one of those ace emails, about needing to send cash to free up some distant relative/kings wealth? awsome I reckon that's about right....Nigerian accounting practices make perfect sense in the Boardroom.. Yep, that sounds perfectly feasible to me :? This is the most pertinent point from that whole article. Everything else is hot air: "The Swindon Advertiser tried without success to contact Andronikou yesterday (what a surprise) but understands he is confident of buying the club more time for repayments." That is what all this posturing and tub thumping is all about. Nothing more. |
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 07:51:31 » |
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well I did write a letter to Stanley Kroenke to say it would be easier to buy Swindon than Arsenal and would he consider it .. I wonder if he got it  |
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 07:56:52 » |
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I stumbled across this whilst hacking early this morning... ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO Swindon Town Football Club It is with heart full of hope and gods wish that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. Claudio Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library (he was a big fan), I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million and believe you are skilled in the ways of evading tax payments which is of great benefit to us both. This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in Dubai. However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keeping, but with actual intention of personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some cash and assets have been seized. Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country, and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently moved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me from a hopeless future. I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 50% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. This will allow you to pay the CVA that has been hanging over your head and also let Mr Sturrock build a title contending squad. The attorney here has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of this money within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer. reply me via e-mail: claudioka@epatra.com or kabiladio@yahoo.comBest Wishes Mr. Claudio Kabila , I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you and your football club for your kindness. Our prayers have been answered. |
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:09:35 » |
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Naaah....American. Starnes let slip 9 months ago !!  |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:24:10 » |
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Kassam!!!  foreign investor with football experience he wants to create a three sided ground at Chip'nam for us! |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:39:19 » |
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I stumbled across this whilst hacking early this morning... ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO Swindon Town Football Club It is with heart full of hope and gods wish that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. Claudio Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library (he was a big fan), I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million and believe you are skilled in the ways of evading tax payments which is of great benefit to us both. This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in Dubai. However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keeping, but with actual intention of personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some cash and assets have been seized. Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country, and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently moved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me from a hopeless future. I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 50% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. This will allow you to pay the CVA that has been hanging over your head and also let Mr Sturrock build a title contending squad. The attorney here has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of this money within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer. reply me via e-mail: claudioka@epatra.com or kabiladio@yahoo.comBest Wishes Mr. Claudio Kabila , I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you and your football club for your kindness. Our prayers have been answered. TEF Exclusive....Our new Chief Executive, Chairman and Financial Director. Set to be unveiled later today..... http://www.tamarin.com/king-pic/king5.JPG |
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:44:17 » |
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what the fuck is the kid wearing on his head??? :shock:
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:48:04 » |
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Fuck me, that's one huge croissant, that or he is really a bull
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 08:50:32 » |
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its not much of a palace look at the fucking state of the carpet, looks like a squatters paradise :-))(
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 10:06:01 » |
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I stumbled across this whilst hacking early this morning... ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO Swindon Town Football Club It is with heart full of hope and gods wish that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. Claudio Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library (he was a big fan), I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$37 million and believe you are skilled in the ways of evading tax payments which is of great benefit to us both. This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in Dubai. However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keeping, but with actual intention of personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some cash and assets have been seized. Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country, and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently moved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me from a hopeless future. I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 50% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. This will allow you to pay the CVA that has been hanging over your head and also let Mr Sturrock build a title contending squad. The attorney here has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of this money within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer. reply me via e-mail: claudioka@epatra.com or kabiladio@yahoo.comBest Wishes Mr. Claudio Kabila , I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you and your football club for your kindness. Our prayers have been answered. I've found the reply Dear Mr Mr. Claudio Kabila ,
My name is Robert Bertrude Holt the 3rd and your email has met us in our hour of need.
Myself and my Greek colleague Mike have ran an English football club into the ground on the premise of cashing in on a ground development. Unfortunately the coffers are now bare and while we have made a bloody balls up of the whole development thing we’ve never the less managed to enjoy the rich pickings from being a supplier to the club and we're not averse to dipping into the petty cash for the odd million on expenses.
Anyway before we proceed I must advise you that like your people I am prone to a little stick waving myself and the rumours of me shooting your uncle are unsubstantiated. We were hunting pigs god damnit and he happened to step in the way.
Anyway the club bank details are attached and what the hell it’s not like we’ve left anything in them if you’re not genuine.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 10:42:00 » |
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 10:46:39 » |
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Ace one Dazzzza - pure Gold  |
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 11:38:29 » |
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Seriously, he is Australian
I have been told by someone with contacts in the world of casinos that it is the gambling and media magnate James Packer.
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