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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, June 24, 2007, 09:41:25 » |
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This is exciting. Hope it all work's out for you Bob's Orange.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 12:39:24 » |
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Well the day of truth came and went yesterday and my pretty irish girl responded in a negative manner!  |
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:29:37 » |
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Well the day of truth came and went yesterday and my pretty irish girl responded in a negative manner! Time to start stalking... |
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:38:01 » |
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Well the day of truth came and went yesterday and my pretty irish girl responded in a negative manner! Time to start stalking... Ha ha! Well we've been emailing and stuff today in a purely plutonic, friendly way. Think I may have to turn up the charm to factor 10! |
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:43:13 » |
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why faff around? life is too short .. if you fancy a girl tell them .. if they tell you to get lost .. find another thats my motto ... and before you ask ... yes girls I am still single  |
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:45:53 » |
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:46:04 » |
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why faff around? life is too short .. if you fancy a girl tell them .. if they tell you to get lost .. find another thats my motto ... and before you ask ... yes girls I am still single Um, I did ask her, she didn't tell me to get lost as such but I'm not going to just ignore her, that would be rude and childish. I will find another, don't worry about that!  |
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:47:20 » |
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When she's walking home, wait till she's in an isolated spot, then jump on her, rip her clothes off and have a enjoy a good ride. This might sound a bit like rape, but I'm sure she'll love it and everyone will be happy.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:48:02 » |
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When she's walking home, wait till she's in an isolated spot, then jump on her, rip her clothes off and have a enjoy a good ride. This might sound a bit like rape, but I'm sure she'll love it and everyone will be happy. You are aware that I can barely walk at the moment? |
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:49:50 » |
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When she's walking home, wait till she's in an isolated spot, then jump on her, rip her clothes off and have a enjoy a good ride. This might sound a bit like rape, but I'm sure she'll love it and everyone will be happy. Not a nice thing to say Benjamin. |
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:49:54 » |
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I'd forgotten about that. Can you not wheel chair into her really hard from behind? That might work.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:51:57 » |
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Hey Ho Bob, back to the wench at the Petrol Station.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:53:01 » |
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I'd forgotten about that. Can you not wheel chair into her really hard from behind? That might work. Again, the lack of wheel chair may hinder your plan. I could run her over I suppose but I think that would be a touch on the harsh side! |
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:54:18 » |
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When she's walking home, wait till she's in an isolated spot, then jump on her, rip her clothes off and have a enjoy a good ride. This might sound a bit like rape, but I'm sure she'll love it and everyone will be happy. Not a nice thing to say Benjamin. No I know. But if I could derail a thread into planning how a disabled man could perform a rape then, well I don't know what would happen; I think I might get a vague sense of joy. |
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007, 13:54:47 » |
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Hey Ho Bob, back to the wench at the Petrol Station. Had almost forgotten about her! God I must sound like a right sad case chasing after all these beautiful women! Perhaps I should aim a bit lower. :roll: |
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