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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:03:49 »

I'm not that stupid.

I'll turn it off, unplug everything, take it to the dining room table and then operate  Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:05:35 »

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http://www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleID=630

have a look at this if you aren't sure what you're looking for Ralphy.


Cheers.

I will enjoy it in the operating theatre tomorrow.
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:06:55 »

you did say you were a bopard when it came to these things!

a bit like the IT help centre conversation:

Caller: my PC doesn't work
IT: is it plugged in?
Caller: yes, i'm not stupid, all the cables are in and the plugs are on
IT: can you tell me what type of computer it is?
Caller: no, i can't read it
IT: why not?
Caller: it's too dark
IT: can you turn the light on?
Caller: no, there's a power cut.
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:07:39 »

Ha ha ace  Cheesy
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:32:31 »

FB, if your RAM slots are DIMM then its your's when you want it. I assume it works, it's never been used though.
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flammableBen

« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:46:24 »

I'll have a look tomorrow. cheers axs. I'll buy you some pints.
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:53:32 »

good home and all that.

just noticed we seem to be attracting a russian audience - check out the latest new users name.
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:54:53 »

and who the hell are the two 'guests' that are permanently online?
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flammableBen

« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:57:44 »

googles link following search generating bot things is the normal answer to that. Often one of them is Sonic.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:58:32 »

sneaky. or antisocial i'm not sure which.
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flammableBen

« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 00:59:58 »

I tried being hidden for about 10mins but then someone asked me why I was hidden so I turned it off. True story.
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 01:01:11 »

how do you hide yourself? is it like Kit's camouflage thing from Knight Rider?
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flammableBen

« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 01:09:01 »

yeah pretty much
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 01:10:40 »

so all i have to do is steal hasslehoff's voicebox, graft it onto my own and then command my user ID to hide?

meh, i've had a few beers, i'll do it tomorrow.
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, June 6, 2007, 06:52:44 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
p.s. i think it's time for a Harddrive upgrade soon as i feel this one is a bit slow.

maybe 2 Raptors  Cool


a couple of samsungs can go just as quick as a pair of raptors apparently...depending on what size though.

I take it you're going to stick them in RAID?


 Cool  Cool  Cool
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