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« on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 00:25:07 »

whats the differance between Oxford and a fork



















a fork has 3 points





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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 00:26:55 »

poor.

Also, clearly not true.

You have to tell that old chestnut at the start of the season :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 00:27:42 »

a reading fan told me that about his own team tonight  :twisted:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 00:30:47 »

Yes but it doesn't work does it?  Everyone got three points months ago didn't they?  You have to retain a small amount of reallism when telling a joke!
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 00:32:06 »

hmmm but reading have won once since boxing day  :twisted:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 01:18:11 »

OST whats been up tonight  Sad  you don't sound happy me old china
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 10:50:10 »

That's a Sunday joke. But I let you off.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, March 19, 2005, 12:36:32 »

Shit joke, shit fans, shit joke shit fans.  That's what I'd have replied to those hilarious Reading supporters.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 20, 2005, 01:52:10 »

I head butted him instead  Cool
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 20, 2005, 17:28:19 »

if you're referring to the piece of cutlery, may i just point out it has 4 points.

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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 20, 2005, 18:06:23 »

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004U9WC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

That type, not tried to eat with it though  Cool
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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