Think I've been stitched up into meeting this ex-pat Yank bloke. Still working on being there for the Saturday as compensation though. Woot

You can go Saturday but only on the condition that
1) You drive there
2) you stay sober
3) I can get bladdered and collapse outside the County Ground
4) I can get arrested for being drunk and disorderly
5) you plus 2 policemen and a police lady help me into your car
6) whilst driving me home I can cover your eyes whilst you are driving
7) I can stop for a piss as many times as I want.
8 ) get me to bed and take my clothes off for me
9) then I can pass out
10) then I can snore all night.
11) then I can wake you up at 4am and demand a blow job
Deal ?
