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Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:55:41 »

Just been having a chat with Sonic about how many doggy/cat years are there to one of ours.

Seems the consensus is 7.

One question that has been baffling me .........................

Who decided that ?

When did they come to that conclusion ?

What evidence did they use to back this thesis up ?

Or did they just have a stab in the dark by saying that the average life expectancy for a human is 75 and the average life expectancy for a cat is just over 10  so therefore a cat ages 7 years for every one of ours ?

If thats the case, its not very conclusive is it.

Come on you clever University types.....................answer that !
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:59:01 »

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Or did they just have a stab in the dark by saying that the average life expectancy for a human is 75 and the average life expectancy for a cat is just over 10  so therefore a cat ages 7 years for every one of ours ?



Probably that Fred. It's not really that exciting is it.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:00:23 »

its a myth

Mr Bojangle has had 5 lives that I know of tho.  1 whgen he ate weed
one when he ate a white powder (I have no idea what this was)
once when my brother nearly put a circular saw through him while doing my kitchen
fell out of a window
today he jumped on mud after miss angrys boyfriend dud out space for sleepers and he push mud back in, he nearly killed him

i might stab him
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:01:38 »

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Or did they just have a stab in the dark by saying that the average life expectancy for a human is 75 and the average life expectancy for a cat is just over 10  so therefore a cat ages 7 years for every one of ours ?



Probably that Fred. It's not really that exciting is it.


Well thats just a fucking cop out !

Next year when  Jenna celebrates Bonnies 42nd bithday what do I tell her ?



 Crying
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:03:54 »

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today he jumped on mud after miss angrys boyfriend dud out space for sleepers and he push mud back in, he nearly killed him

i might stab him


Hmmmmm....one of the most baffling sentences I've read in a very long time. I do not even have the vaguest idea what it is about - apaart from the fact that a cat is somehow involved :?
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:05:52 »

That if Bonnie was part of a cat Logan's Run, then Bonnie would have been dead for 12 cat years or 1 year and 37 weeks ish..
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:09:04 »

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today he jumped on mud after miss angrys boyfriend dud out space for sleepers and he push mud back in, he nearly killed him

i might stab him


Hmmmmm....one of the most baffling sentences I've read in a very long time. I do not even have the vaguest idea what it is about - apaart from the fact that a cat is somehow involved :?


Bushy must be doing his garden up with old railway sleepers

Oh and BTW

Ive slept on a railway before

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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:11:11 »

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That if Bonnie was part of a cat Logan's Run, then Bonnie would have been dead for 12 cat years or 1 year and 37 weeks ish..


Ah Logans Run

Now you are throwing a curved ball into the mix Ben
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red macca

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:12:09 »

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Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
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today he jumped on mud after miss angrys boyfriend dud out space for sleepers and he push mud back in, he nearly killed him

i might stab him


Hmmmmm....one of the most baffling sentences I've read in a very long time. I do not even have the vaguest idea what it is about - apaart from the fact that a cat is somehow involved :?


Bushy must be doing his garden up with old railway sleepers

Oh and BTW

Ive slept on a railway before

 Oops
Cheesy Quality so have i.The one in stratton behind the old rover building
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:12:23 »

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Mr Bojangle has had 5 lives that I know of tho.  


I am on my last of 9 lives according to Lisa !

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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:13:43 »

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Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
today he jumped on mud after miss angrys boyfriend dud out space for sleepers and he push mud back in, he nearly killed him

i might stab him


Hmmmmm....one of the most baffling sentences I've read in a very long time. I do not even have the vaguest idea what it is about - apaart from the fact that a cat is somehow involved :?


Bushy must be doing his garden up with old railway sleepers

Oh and BTW

Ive slept on a railway before

 Oops
Cheesy Quality so have i.The one in stratton behind the old rover building


Fucking hell

Same one.......................next to the cycle track..............on my way home from the Wheatsheaf in Dores Rd
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sonic youth

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:15:14 »

together?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:15:50 »

What I want to know is How do people know that goldfish have short memorys? Have they ever warped a human into a goldfish before?
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flammableBen

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:16:58 »

I think the goldfish things is a myth anyway sade.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 21:18:05 »

How come an elephant never forgets?!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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