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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #30 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 18:23:54 »

Agreed Ben

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(as Terry Hall once sang)
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« Reply #31 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 18:30:16 »

I'm more concerned with what smoking can do to you than how many years will take off my life.

To name a few...

Aged skin
Rotten Teeth
Male Impotence
Bad breath

Not gonna get a mrs with those problems am i !
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #32 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 18:36:24 »

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You having a fucking pop ?

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« Reply #33 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 18:38:27 »

Not at all mate!

Just saying, no women are interested in me so giving up smoking might help cos i won't stink of fags.
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« Reply #34 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 19:27:24 »

Keep it going Ralphy. But don't over do it.

Some are jealous
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 19:32:33 »

Let's turn every thread going into a Ralphy's stopped smoking thread. I think it could be the funnest thing going.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 19:44:33 »

someone bite Fishing.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 19:45:13 »

Ralphy, you selfish bastard. :x
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 19:58:24 »

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I cant wait to hear what spacey had.

I tend to avoid taking part in such discussions....... unless of course it's to congratulate the authors parents, and I bet tans' mum is feeling pretty proud right now..

Mrs tans:Honey! Come quickly

Mr tans:What's the commotion?!

Mrs tans:Our boy has started a food thread.

Mr tans:well look at that...my boy. Wow! Piemonte has had a big soup!

Mrs tans:That's a mighty big soup for such a little man.

Mr tans:Honey, fetch my camera!
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:07:25 »

Ha ha Spacey you cunt!  Soapy Tit Wank

Tans is a big boy now, he lives with a lady friend.
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:13:06 »

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Not at all mate!

Just saying, no women are interested in me so giving up smoking might help cos i won't stink of fags.


You'd do better by getting one of them new fangled penis extensions with the money that you save from giving up

Certainly worked for me

Ive now got a dick the shape of a mushroom, just a damn site bigger
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:18:24 »

You'll probably get just as little attention from women after giving up
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