Good god, I'm so full of hate right now. What sort of fucking time is this. Is this where people get the drive to build big death rays and stuff? I'm going to build me a time machine so I can be the one who nails that cunt Jesus to the cross. He would have been the greatest of all the x-men. Water into wine, infinate fish and bread. But he had to fuck it up, Mr. "I'm not going to have kids and then die a silly martyrs death". I'd like to see how his resurrection copes with my futuristic giant fuck off lazer gun*. You won't be walking on water much longer you bastard.
*I just got this from the future using my time machine.
One of these days I'm going to have to kill Bernard and take his watch. Think about the lie ins. Crazy.
