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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:13:08 »

You lot are gonna be a mess! No puking at mine
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:29:43 »

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You lot are gonna be a mess! No puking at mine


he means you bennett
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:42:37 »

Is Bennett going to drink ?
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Sippo
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, April 26, 2007, 20:45:04 »

Bennett doesn't drink!!

I'll have his.  
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« Reply #94 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 05:30:50 »

no ive allready took dibs on his wine
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 07:14:19 »

i'm gunna put the wine into a napkin and carry it home, just so i get my money's worth
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The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #96 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 14:53:56 »

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I have had a dinner suit for ages...................I hope I can still fit into it

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So..............the Tux doesn't fit !

Speak to my mate who said that they are on offer in Matalan for 80.00.

Not bad thinks Fred so in I go and sure enough Tux is there with the old shiny lapels and shiny stripe down the trousers for 80.00

Takes it to the cashier and he scans the trousers and they come up at 20.00.

He then scans the jacket at it comes up at 3.00..................yes 3.00

Now, I know he is a young lad but even so the alarm bells should be ringing by now.

But no, he asks me if I would like to keep the hanger and I say "nah mate, its ok, you keep it"

I hand over my 23.00 and do the big Linford Christie out of there.

Fucking mugs !

What a result.
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 15:11:26 »

Nice one mate  Cheesy

Similar thing happened to me in Matalan. Bought a suitcase in there, marked up at £50. Took it to the till and it came up as £12. I was well chuffed.
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 15:16:17 »

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Nice one mate  Cheesy

Similar thing happened to me in Matalan. Bought a suitcase in there, marked up at £50. Took it to the till and it came up as £12. I was well chuffed.


So what you do is you tell Nickie that it cost 50.00 and palm the change into the old sky rocket for a rainy day

 
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 15:26:33 »

Until it falls apart  Wink
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 15:57:35 »

Fred Im jealous of your bargains

this dinner is costing me a small fortune - new dress, shoes, hairdo, eyelash perm and tint, nails etc etc
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« Reply #103 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 16:20:38 »

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eyelash perm and tint


You are going to have curly eyelashes hun ?

Wont they look like these ?..........................

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/cajuncurlyfries_large.jpg
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« Reply #104 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 17:18:08 »

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Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
eyelash perm and tint


You are going to have curly eyelashes hun ?

Wont they look like these ?..........................

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/cajuncurlyfries_large.jpg


She have have cain on her hair if she wants...! Ha only people who know my second name will get that!
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