woo

[flammableBen]

in the film, so its staged.....otherwise I might inflict some serious damage on you  

I agree. Unless you're the one who knocks over my pint and sonic does some sort of classic directing trick of not telling me the filming's started or what's going to happen. You'd be a dead man.

[DiV]

if only you'd never shaved or cut your hair, otherwise I would have cast you as Jesus.

flammableBen versus Jesus85.

mega!

 

I feel I've missed out on lots of things by getting my hair cut

[flammableBen]

As I still have the hair does that mean I can turn out to be Jesus half way through and have to battle with myself? Some sort of face yourself dream sequences. I could nail myself to a cross. You'd win an oscar for that.

[sonic youth]

bad luck Jesus wasn't blonde.
































OR REAL.

[DiV]

I am real  :x

[flammableBen]

My hair goes quite dark if I don't wash it for a few days. That would cover it.

As for the real bit, it's a film not a documentary and to be honest, this baby is writing itself.

[mexico red]

you stole my billy bragg idea! do i get a credit?

[flammableBen]

don't say that. He'll have to delete the thread again.