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« Reply #30 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:23:44 »

ralphy ralphy ralphy, if you had taken care of your haircuts this wouldnt have happened.....
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:45:59 »

Don't invite her over yours....meet her at the pub to avoid any awkward situations. Then after take her back.

Bad move mate.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:47:24 »

Ralphys a skin flint
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 19:49:49 »

Also did you not know that she was coming over at 5pm?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 20:45:39 »

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Lads i need some moral support.

Just got home with 3 bottles of Rose Wine and 8 cans of Strongbow.

A very nice girl is coming over.

I haven't done fuck all dating for months and months.

How can i woo her?
Ask her whether she likes her eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 21:39:31 »

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Knew you would go out Ash!

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footy factory : I am single


Actually....  It's "I am single"   Cheesy

Sorry... but as the world's biggest Footy Factory fan I couldn't let that slip!
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 21:54:27 »

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Lads i need some moral support.

Just got home with 3 bottles of Rose Wine and 8 cans of Strongbow.

A very nice girl is coming over.

I haven't done fuck all dating for months and months.

How can i woo her?


is it Angela from the flat above you???

i'd fuck her rotten
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 22:26:51 »

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Get her pissed, promise her the world and don't show her your dancing 'skills'. Job done and nuts wet.


That sounds very fucking familiar  :?
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, April 20, 2007, 22:49:30 »

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Get her pissed, promise her the world and don't show her your dancing 'skills'. Job done and nuts wet.


Works for me  Cool
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« Reply #39 on: Saturday, April 21, 2007, 06:52:28 »

She just left  Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday, April 21, 2007, 07:00:34 »

Did you da da da da da daaah get jiggy with it?
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday, April 21, 2007, 07:01:21 »

A gentleman doesn't tell.
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 11:31:16 »

Is it too early to go to the pub again?
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, April 27, 2007, 14:14:27 »

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A gentleman doesn't tell.

no then.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 11, 2007, 13:43:11 »

Bump.

Who's off to the pub tonight?
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